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122 | null | Стиптизер по кличке Сусанин заводит только поляков | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/600?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 65 | 0 | 1,732,542,588 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.046441775,0.0178878,0.002006003,0.023411697,0.02541424,0.03924042,0.081431314,0.02595961,-0.021000179,0.024538385,-0.062596776,0.008368969,0.016632186,-0.0288185,0.084349096,-0.01161149,-0.03158627,-0.058136076,-0.06680969,-0.06633192,0.0010369857,0.011462218,0.023370218,-0.04795386,-0.062402893,-0.023844419,-0.032... | [{"ner":"Сусанин","lemma":"сусанин","label":"PER","start_pos":20,"end_pos":27}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | true |
122 | null | -В жопу дашь или мать продашь?
-Мать продам, но я хз зачем вам труп 63-летней женщины | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/601?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 39 | 0 | 1,732,642,180 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.022589155,-0.02618776,-0.0071839797,-0.030067269,-0.045657564,-0.07336517,0.0057135853,-0.048699345,0.000581343,0.0003624834,0.020501932,0.021555066,0.0029728157,-0.060143687,-0.013313519,-0.03671473,-0.062182296,-0.0047340044,-0.03443029,-0.011153027,0.03186202,-0.051002253,-0.010951878,0.002324219,-0.03415557,-0.... | [{"ner":"63","lemma":"63","label":"NUM","start_pos":68,"end_pos":70}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 16 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Глaвврaч:
— Прeмиaльныe будут выплaчивaть тoлькo зa пoстoянных пaциeнтoв.
Пaтoлoгoaнaтoм:
— Вo я пoпaл.
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/448?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 495 | 0 | 1,711,652,585 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [0.010675539,-0.002301735,-0.022920717,0.0406463,-0.026435427,0.08428333,0.071819045,-0.0020336304,-0.0452161,-0.0055714734,0.034283258,0.008831006,-0.06497537,0.025149425,-0.01538128,-0.022494212,-0.014309298,0.05377058,-0.035064112,-0.06566015,0.010335729,0.018997328,0.020510515,0.025771422,0.036204863,0.029266855,0.... | null | POSITIVE | other | NOT SPAM | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 7 | true |
122 | null | У адвоката обнаружили смертельную болезнь. Он умирает в больнице и вдруг просит медсестру принести библию. Медперсонал думает, что мужик перед смертью стал религиозным, что часто случается.
Медсестра замечает, что адвокат с серьёзным выражением лица внимательно читает каждую строку, и спрашивает:
— Что вы делаете?
— Ищ... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/1003?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 531 | 0 | 1,708,233,182 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.018369077,-0.031570703,-0.022780491,-0.03610649,-0.011630697,0.010153415,-0.046504896,-0.07101558,-0.0038319584,-0.022176936,-0.03630571,0.022605723,-0.0027215246,-0.0628699,-0.008758039,0.010073891,0.007816103,0.024057377,-0.041099507,-0.04677841,-0.0025433975,0.052891072,-0.008523796,0.039366245,0.003879346,0.016... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 47 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 3 | 12 | true |
122 | null | - Доктор, у меня бессонница.
- Господин Рабинович, а ви пробовали испытанное старинное средство - лечь в постель, закрыть глаза и считать баранов?
- Пробовал. Я считаю баранов, потом гружу их в машину, везу в город и продаю, а остаток ночи таки мучаюсь - не продешевил ли?
😜 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4465?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 2 | 0 | 1,732,719,951 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.030957349,0.036429115,0.0069155195,-0.0069308993,-0.064429365,-0.010775746,0.00747256,-0.08574717,-0.019776428,-0.048794173,-0.07662101,0.0007057546,-0.063044116,-0.04573855,0.04230918,-0.0054167844,-0.044367563,-0.027029146,-0.03939693,0.033964626,0.016452912,-0.03488527,-0.042404372,-0.008582981,0.033363868,0.017... | [{"ner":"Рабинович","lemma":"рабинович","label":"PER","start_pos":40,"end_pos":49}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 48 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Самолет с Брежневым разбился в тайге. КГБ прочесало лес вокруг и
арестовали Лису и Медведя. На вопрос о том, что они видели и
знают о происшедшем, Лиса заявила:
- Ничего.
Тогда допросили Медведя. Ответ тот же:
- Ничего.
Лиса:
- В самом деле, милок? А кто целую неделю медалями срал? | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1256?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 226 | 0 | 1,731,019,298 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.0223634,0.013720716,-0.01827096,-0.0068620723,0.016737675,0.04258452,-0.039379638,-0.00084497646,-0.03756931,0.0104443915,-0.042678412,-0.042088848,-0.025127335,-0.05036275,-0.053832836,0.033446554,-0.050831664,0.0055495263,-0.050196484,-0.06364848,-0.008941355,0.02067843,0.017924158,-0.032931317,0.009397686,-0.004... | [{"ner":"Брежневым","lemma":"брежнев","label":"PER","start_pos":10,"end_pos":19},{"ner":"КГБ","lemma":"кгб","label":"ORG","start_pos":38,"end_pos":41},{"ner":"Лису","lemma":"лиса","label":"PER","start_pos":76,"end_pos":80},{"ner":"Медведя","lemma":"медведь","label":"PER","start_pos":83,"end_pos":90},{"ner":"Лиса","lemm... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 50 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 14 | true |
122 | null | На охоте два охотника подстрелили утку и никак не могут поделить. Вдруг один другому говорит:
- Слушай, давай друг-другу дадим по яйцам, кто быстрее встанет, того и утка.
- Давай!
Ну один как даст другому. Тот катался, катался по земле минут сорок, потом встал и говорит:
- Ну ты даешь, я чуть не умер! Теперь давай я!
А... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1080?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 960 | 0 | 1,709,230,377 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.012268078,0.034184244,-0.046600338,0.04421698,0.023051511,-0.000012372007,-0.0068946006,0.012812898,-0.02012667,-0.039316542,-0.06465875,0.018646821,-0.038027618,-0.042450838,0.015247856,-0.0041380897,0.043642003,-0.041267954,-0.032462943,-0.025121322,-0.06425496,0.052665774,-0.0042038057,0.016545197,-0.0533781,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 68 | 0 | 1 | 0.989362 | 0.010638 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 12 | 7 | 19 | true |
122 | null | У еврея разболелся живот. Он к врачу. А врач решил приколоться и сказал: "Э, да ты беременный". Еврей в панике: "Дайте самое сильное средство чтобы был выкидыш". Врач даёт ему слабительное. Пей, говорит, по одной таблетке в день. Ну еврей сразу горсть и выпил, чтобы наверняка. Идёт на измене по улице и тут прихватило, ... | https://t.me/dimonster69/227?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/dimonster69 | 15 | 0 | 1,719,161,700 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [0.010051551,-0.00044790134,-0.030902935,0.007304281,-0.073707364,0.010924609,-0.03693107,-0.011472888,-0.03309386,-0.04644559,-0.053238016,-0.049785353,-0.0013351634,-0.006442537,-0.014850719,0.0041983626,0.04214916,0.017973935,-0.05024172,-0.077453405,-0.07183733,0.031824015,-0.012075476,-0.005596766,0.061522834,0.00... | [{"ner":"Еврей","lemma":"еврей","label":"PER","start_pos":96,"end_pos":101}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 106 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 22 | 8 | 1 | 30 | 5 | 40 | true |
122 | null | Когда сложно определиться с выбором покупки на Алиэкспресс, выбираю того продавца, у которого больше покупателей из Израиля. | https://t.me/evreii/113?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/evreii | 1,100 | 0 | 1,712,215,271 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.050516993,0.027442077,-0.016031072,-0.054291237,-0.0076956074,-0.027058061,-0.023265257,0.009503071,-0.06379597,-0.021916848,0.039666213,-0.041493677,0.03212666,-0.04952498,-0.035497457,0.012977792,-0.048368733,-0.03787519,-0.049727134,-0.06965477,-0.0033306268,0.012938406,-0.009421263,-0.049729973,0.007557207,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Алиэкспресс","lemma":"алиэкспресс","label":"LOC","start_pos":47,"end_pos":58},{"ner":"Израиля","lemma":"израиль","label":"LOC","start_pos":116,"end_pos":123}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Пробежки по утрам, употребление безопасных продуктов питания и полный отказ от вредных привычек может существенно продлить ваше бессмысленное существование... | https://t.me/likeandsmile/174?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 17 | 0 | 1,684,690,190 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.01688383,-0.028840229,0.031412344,0.039749034,-0.011571371,-0.030253474,0.03511946,-0.03735595,-0.019872108,-0.064769775,-0.021119332,-0.004085321,-0.03509508,-0.017689027,0.0064436765,-0.018930135,-0.04060502,-0.04198784,0.015506654,-0.057876185,0.05012721,0.017854955,-0.033022538,-0.023117855,-0.03156469,-0.03593... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 19 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 2 | true |
122 | null | Если вам долго не звонят родственники или друзья, значит у них все хорошо. | https://t.me/likeandsmile/175?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 4 | 0 | 1,720,954,335 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.019555444,-0.048745852,-0.030996852,0.035896473,-0.040825278,-0.048704863,-0.017182518,0.016719084,-0.039519206,-0.023328993,0.008475107,0.015926592,-0.03012844,-0.019610908,-0.01641345,-0.035187017,-0.048430435,0.008696094,0.002218672,0.028680598,-0.03897622,-0.023743233,-0.013053758,-0.065913126,-0.022223704,-0.0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | true |
122 | null | Одна супружеская пара празднует 75-летие совместной жизни. Дед спрашивает бабку:
— Слушай, старая, за 75 лет мы с тобой вырастили десять сыновей, почему все они похожи друг на друга, только первый отличается от всех? Ты что, изменила мне?
— Знаешь, дед, грешила я на стороне...
— Ну и кто же отец первого сына?
— Ты | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/193?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 360 | 0 | 1,710,954,112 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.036326114,0.027611641,-0.023383139,-0.012676798,0.009516464,-0.023908876,-0.0137920035,-0.021632385,0.018080946,-0.04266856,-0.040317573,0.004111733,-0.022275977,-0.041671857,0.0076516387,-0.031316333,-0.034161404,-0.02503894,-0.05479075,-0.034875207,-0.0123616345,0.03557913,0.045869835,-0.031723373,-0.037830908,-0... | [{"ner":"75","lemma":"75","label":"NUM","start_pos":32,"end_pos":34},{"ner":"75","lemma":"75","label":"NUM","start_pos":102,"end_pos":104}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 55 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 12 | 3 | 11 | 1 | 17 | true |
122 | null | Новый учитель, придя в класс, обнаружил, что одного мальчика дразнят. Мойше-дурачок. На перемене он спросил ребят, почему они его так обзывают.
— Да он и вправду дурачок, господин учитель. Если дать ему большую монету в пять шекелей и маленькую в десять, он выберет пять, потому что думает, что она больше. Вот, смотрите... | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/573?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 5 | 0 | 1,732,638,835 | 1,732,738,877 | 7 | [-0.048332635,0.013552961,-0.0028805216,-0.05162088,-0.053498693,0.056453146,-0.026235893,-0.010344639,0.017753834,-0.050322488,-0.03462976,-0.051018085,-0.0037807205,-0.058678847,-0.05484685,0.01721794,0.061437834,-0.005549171,-0.013650923,-0.026403528,-0.03345792,0.016970335,-0.052520048,0.048212033,0.008639889,-0.02... | [{"ner":"Мойше","lemma":"мойша","label":"PER","start_pos":70,"end_pos":75},{"ner":"Мойше","lemma":"мойша","label":"PER","start_pos":361,"end_pos":366}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 138 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 14 | 13 | 29 | 14 | 42 | true |
122 | null | Идут по дороге белоснежка, дюймовочка и Нолан.
Белоснежка говорит:
— Вот я самая красивая — самая офигенная
Дюймовочка говорит:
— А я самая маленькая и самая прикольная
Нолан говорит:
— А я самый гениальный во всём мире
Идут дальше, смотрят – дом, а на доме написано: "Зеркало правды". Заходит туда Белоснежка. Выходит —... | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/596?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 100 | 0 | 1,732,125,328 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.047381442,-0.01619182,0.0011697249,0.0010500227,-0.06037023,-0.015808823,0.009145833,0.009013411,-0.022383433,-0.020137865,-0.00465517,-0.018638575,-0.058287594,-0.0058442256,-0.007888237,-0.0040970407,-0.024864143,0.010042869,-0.022202315,-0.054831594,0.021344911,-0.027498761,0.043411188,0.010283443,-0.00725875,0.... | [{"ner":"Нолан","lemma":"нолан","label":"PER","start_pos":40,"end_pos":45},{"ner":"Нолан","lemma":"нолан","label":"PER","start_pos":169,"end_pos":174},{"ner":"Белоснежка","lemma":"белоснежка","label":"LOC","start_pos":299,"end_pos":309},{"ner":"Дюймовочка","lemma":"дюймовочка","label":"PER","start_pos":414,"end_pos":42... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 100 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 17 | 5 | 33 | true |
122 | null | Михаил Боярский на уроках геометрии рисовал пара-пара-параболы
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Подписаться | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/598?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 96 | 0 | 1,732,351,478 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.051039316,0.003930621,-0.015005834,-0.018796002,-0.003772786,-0.012378207,0.021482294,0.022124367,0.021166785,0.0107257115,-0.084924825,-0.019449338,0.024831526,-0.058040764,-0.048563097,0.032854315,-0.0001833564,0.005489458,-0.062336832,0.05550222,-0.012792087,0.016271241,0.013017548,0.030747667,-0.031816054,-0.00... | [{"ner":"Михаил Боярский","lemma":"михаил боярский","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":15}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | true |
122 | null | -Вы готовы дети?
-Да, капитан!
-Я не слышу!
-Так точно капитан!
-Я не слышу!
Этим капитаном был Бетховен | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/599?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 94 | 0 | 1,732,361,004 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.020965928,0.0010289622,-0.055997357,0.0068708532,-0.07400723,-0.049371388,-0.010182089,-0.022848006,-0.07346933,-0.048978265,-0.00923576,0.001169405,-0.03999729,-0.06718811,0.008436344,-0.03185682,0.02259453,0.012889882,-0.06159473,0.012564241,-0.02642029,-0.082350306,0.0026519953,-0.018656578,0.042076427,-0.0095750... | [{"ner":"Бетховен","lemma":"бетховен","label":"PER","start_pos":96,"end_pos":104}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 18 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Приходит блондинка устраиваться на работу. Собеседование:
- А как у вас с компьютером?
- Не люблю я компьютер: сидишь перед монитором, как дура...
- Это почему же?
- Да зрение у меня плохое: я курсор на экране не вижу.
- А что, очки не помогают?
- Да не люблю я очки: сидишь в очках, как дура...
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp... | https://t.me/Stories100500/6163?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 3 | 0 | 1,732,726,803 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.035136797,0.0043967175,-0.052671265,-0.061056092,-0.05212622,-0.03651625,-0.026112253,0.015414153,0.002857261,-0.0045757033,-0.032488964,-0.041951183,-0.032953303,-0.013768278,-0.04804205,-0.019786553,0.029934682,0.0036174755,-0.05888958,0.032052085,0.009993738,-0.031203581,-0.0535468,-0.03921013,-0.02524068,0.0420... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 63 | 1 | 2 | 0.988506 | 0.011494 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 20 | true |
122 | null | Зубной врач, перевязывая палец, выходит из кабинета и говорит матери мальчика:
- Я ему только что поставил пломбу. Не позволяйте ему кусать никого другого, по крайней мере, еще полтора часа!
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6164?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 3 | 0 | 1,732,730,403 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.029455902,-0.02049076,0.0058230935,0.010117024,-0.008601899,0.02985861,-0.017998798,-0.018688321,0.04013579,-0.006938404,-0.030587919,0.034985807,-0.047226105,-0.044720598,0.006245934,-0.0072907037,-0.004686017,-0.050250676,-0.018449422,-0.010621397,-0.0029045048,-0.043682653,-0.012766973,-0.027028516,-0.04254632,-0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 37 | 0 | 1 | 0.979592 | 0.020408 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 2 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Ольсен написал жене из Рима, где он был в командировке: "Когда я
посетил Колизей, и при лунном свете созерцал эти древние руины, я вспомнил
про тебя".
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6165?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 2 | 0 | 1,732,734,002 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.052241012,-0.03773902,0.009124329,-0.07674565,0.01027543,0.016671848,-0.012913123,0.04674744,0.016261013,0.0054567065,0.02420724,0.0046054916,-0.011076517,-0.009513933,0.030275678,0.023918126,-0.01861624,-0.024101013,-0.040337127,-0.03626274,0.015408701,-0.01887079,0.010918509,0.0050674994,-0.056099463,-0.066479705... | [{"ner":"Ольсен","lemma":"ольсен","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":6},{"ner":"Рима","lemma":"рим","label":"LOC","start_pos":23,"end_pos":27},{"ner":"Колизей","lemma":"колизей","label":"LOC","start_pos":78,"end_pos":85}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0.980392 | 0.019608 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Блондинка принесла фотографу портрет своего покойного мужа.
— Вы можете его увеличить?
— Конечно, мадам.
— А можете убрать шляпу?
— Безусловно. Вы должны только нам сказать, какая у него была прическа.
— Зачем? Вы сами увидите, когда снимете с него шляпу.
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/444?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 444 | 0 | 1,711,609,383 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [0.058128312,0.030263456,-0.037303936,0.012045097,-0.024003165,-0.022373075,-0.03313243,-0.04066006,0.012942564,-0.00525141,-0.05861196,-0.029335132,-0.033698462,-0.057362765,-0.025856264,-0.009149746,0.0018052369,-0.034315944,-0.03354262,-0.014940049,0.034622796,0.040618557,-0.0046831034,0.041977294,-0.0063092904,0.01... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 45 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 17 | true |
122 | null | Дорогая! Я вот тут прочитал, что во время секса мужчина сжигает столько же калорий, как будто он пробежал 9 километров!
— Да ты, прям, чемпион мира! 9 км за 2 минуты!!
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/445?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 448 | 0 | 1,711,620,223 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.04536034,-0.02584868,-0.04665061,-0.063194185,-0.029805565,-0.0025129018,-0.0075009703,-0.033677977,-0.025306355,-0.024281612,0.043472,0.028160928,-0.045436356,-0.006365422,0.021393312,0.024054265,-0.018486649,-0.04759635,-0.043478273,-0.012072406,-0.00176555,0.03200241,0.0015375448,0.013974246,-0.049440734,-0.0207... | [{"ner":"9","lemma":"9","label":"NUM","start_pos":106,"end_pos":107},{"ner":"9","lemma":"9","label":"NUM","start_pos":149,"end_pos":150},{"ner":"2","lemma":"2","label":"NUM","start_pos":157,"end_pos":158}] | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 4 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Бaбушкa:
— Oй, внучeк, сeгoдня прихoдил мoлoдoй чeлoвeк и тaк дoлгo мнe рaсскaзывaл, кaк нaс дурят в этих aптeкaх!
Внук:
— Ну и кaкoй ты прибoр у нeгo купилa?
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/446?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 475 | 0 | 1,711,630,982 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.02607485,0.01976913,-0.052621152,-0.00022689455,-0.0425593,0.039661717,-0.006364022,0.023079734,0.027019516,-0.03713914,0.002371659,-0.022333788,-0.020881899,-0.04887354,0.01682117,-0.05213238,-0.021409422,0.010434291,-0.04167777,-0.035197575,-0.033219665,0.015681332,0.038876336,0.013167371,0.052030057,-0.04845384,-... | null | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 32 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Муж приходит с работы домой, а жена ему говорит:
— Не раздевайся! Иди, набей морду соседу!
У мужа мгновенно налились кровью глаза. Выскакивает на лестничную площадку и звонит в дверь. Жена слышит громкие звуки мордобоя и нецензурной брани... Через несколько минут муж возвращается и, запыхавшись, спрашивает:
— Ну, и за ... | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/447?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 512 | 0 | 1,711,641,767 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.028310755,-0.036148075,-0.0067984117,-0.009570597,-0.02457438,-0.009905846,-0.012619667,0.016696742,0.0073616095,-0.049353737,-0.05632712,-0.05524667,-0.015137312,-0.041130178,0.008903919,-0.050040618,-0.028841749,0.015603371,0.00450588,-0.0338872,-0.035688117,-0.0626848,-0.030623864,0.0010827549,-0.02007674,-0.035... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 69 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 3 | 21 | true |
122 | null | Очень ленивая охотничья собака приносит охотнику извинения. | https://t.me/anegdotofff/1000?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 609 | 0 | 1,707,131,883 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.01570624,-0.027397424,0.030707713,0.0058237975,-0.047192473,-0.03553939,0.008417601,-0.052618597,-0.0154253,-0.028077504,-0.06617846,0.03813709,0.03270355,-0.019173857,-0.059996706,-0.03934059,0.018943813,-0.04664136,-0.015654312,-0.059574656,0.025444014,0.03430541,0.0034530521,0.01911471,-0.013246224,-0.031618755,... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Однажды один мужчина, решив, что его отец уже старый и является обузой, отвёз и сдал его в дом престарелых. Когда он вернулся, его маленький сын спросил: - Папа, а скажи мне, где находится дом престарелых? - Ты хочешь навещать дедушку? - спросил мужчина. - Нет, я хочу знать, куда отвезти тебя, когда ты станешь стареньк... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/1001?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 1,200 | 0 | 1,707,182,308 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.024228072,-0.0020937624,0.01806749,-0.015207566,-0.03373884,-0.016332032,0.028875772,-0.05691589,0.014446822,-0.056045767,-0.05426029,-0.045017194,-0.002984803,-0.054884788,0.04388352,-0.04147958,0.0025349397,0.0024581177,-0.04877413,-0.025119605,-0.046708643,-0.013151667,-0.01623353,0.014443148,0.036996324,-0.0317... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 81 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 21 | 12 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 27 | true |
122 | null | - В начале прошлого века от Испанки вымерло треть Европы.
- А чем она болела? | https://t.me/anegdotofff/1002?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 689 | 0 | 1,707,420,223 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.009367027,0.006850311,0.0044169696,-0.04220066,-0.0023774551,-0.028947765,-0.054978002,-0.021636015,-0.010762097,0.03327294,-0.02689088,-0.04724767,-0.0130855385,-0.00072822033,0.014357578,0.0044595753,-0.05156642,-0.011238075,-0.007957279,-0.034396242,-0.01489155,0.0114241075,0.04712909,-0.04659158,-0.0049541355,-0... | [{"ner":"Испанки","lemma":"испанка","label":"LOC","start_pos":28,"end_pos":35},{"ner":"Европы","lemma":"европа","label":"LOC","start_pos":50,"end_pos":56}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 15 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | true |
122 | null | Висят три летучих мыши-вампира: французская, английская и чукотская. Французский вампир снялся с места, улетел и минут через 15 вернулся с кровью на губах.
-Ага, -говорят приятели- кто это был?
-Видите тот большой дом?
-Там на этаже спит прекрасная девушка,я влетел в окно и выпил ее крови.
Затем улетел англичанин, поле... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/999?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 550 | 0 | 1,707,105,477 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [0.007878656,-0.010247217,-0.021575635,0.0056440043,-0.011703288,0.025770787,0.005338819,0.007802664,-0.029018607,-0.012286736,-0.041891813,-0.019382829,-0.00487142,0.008201035,-0.026781857,-0.04830354,-0.004840729,-0.005983984,-0.060950674,-0.020259544,-0.011278472,-0.01973113,-0.06397452,0.029005501,0.010586683,0.057... | [{"ner":"15","lemma":"15","label":"NUM","start_pos":125,"end_pos":127}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 101 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 20 | 9 | 4 | 27 | 1 | 37 | true |
122 | null | Встречаются два подкаблучника. Один другому:
- Вчера свою на хрен послал!
- Да ладно! Ни фига себе! Как это?
- Да, прикинь, подходит такая: "Иди выкинь мусор!"
- А ты?
- А я ей: "Да пошла ты на хрен! Я еще не достирал…"
😄 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4461?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 2 | 0 | 1,732,691,125 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [0.0051910914,0.00049291435,-0.04564974,-0.03735554,0.020940032,-0.019336363,-0.06508349,0.05156611,0.02315786,-0.020710172,-0.010741481,-0.03537282,-0.02738515,0.010348981,0.03682992,0.020568587,0.03740102,0.036803246,-0.05025283,-0.007833671,-0.0022830022,0.009385845,-0.022393258,0.041594274,-0.018105838,-0.011432104... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 44 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 24 | true |
122 | null | — У меня прямо наполеоновские планы.
— Хочешь новый бизнес открыть?
— Нет, ложусь в психушку на обследование.
🤪 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4462?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 2 | 0 | 1,732,698,333 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.045284547,0.055845216,-0.06312577,0.00074682024,-0.06858528,-0.025791623,-0.04011503,-0.056919705,0.045995977,-0.030927004,-0.03500148,-0.00829246,-0.024924988,-0.02174977,0.05218703,0.038365822,-0.036838062,0.07720097,-0.052981608,-0.035820298,0.0011572805,-0.07526407,-0.022080751,-0.0012111709,-0.016998457,0.0414... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 19 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 7 | true |
122 | null | Сегодня ребенок удивил.
— Я знаю почему у нас денег нет.
У нас чайник каждый день дома свистит.
👌 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4463?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 2 | 0 | 1,732,705,555 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.05484257,0.0046228142,-0.040243518,-0.050625067,-0.0026042406,-0.024298606,-0.010431157,0.0020741613,-0.02314153,-0.009475388,0.011202476,-0.03125459,-0.023160955,-0.0075223465,0.009760614,-0.011988713,0.052355908,-0.012286731,0.0114845,-0.011027569,-0.00011414793,-0.05443039,-0.0028971354,-0.04309439,-0.0028149001... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 19 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 4 | true |
122 | null | Если сказать мужу неправду, можно потерять его доверие, но если честно признаться и сказать правду, то можно потерять мужа.
👍 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4464?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 2 | 0 | 1,732,712,744 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.05162093,-0.031839013,-0.045824744,-0.045693412,-0.041016687,-0.0379778,-0.029672863,-0.007369816,-0.03169336,-0.031024149,-0.061415453,-0.03472965,-0.01877426,-0.025010271,0.033454295,-0.026608376,0.054824013,0.03274461,0.004116828,-0.012979416,-0.05488764,0.011572031,-0.02620725,-0.026336493,-0.05904851,-0.031029... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 20 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Пьянка в Эфиопии: двое пьют, третьим закусывают | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1253?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 609 | 0 | 1,727,686,077 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.041303746,0.013114898,-0.028523419,0.02190716,0.013893258,0.0030486244,0.022186486,0.013022787,-0.00567397,-0.0681571,-0.07153864,-0.023837414,-0.026737466,-0.010824379,0.06520658,-0.03778383,0.009306738,-0.01624624,-0.0174088,-0.043736417,-0.050134018,0.030102817,0.009322694,-0.008523911,-0.023762394,-0.063882336,... | [{"ner":"Эфиопии","lemma":"эфиопия","label":"LOC","start_pos":9,"end_pos":16}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | true |
122 | null | #классика | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1254?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 499 | 0 | 1,729,202,780 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.061836798,-0.0489405,-0.06521708,-0.065128945,0.06308004,-0.042114716,-0.053242397,0.00047585487,-0.06022394,-0.044725463,0.05863059,0.015814235,-0.068522856,-0.036435217,0.020752432,-0.066138335,-0.004963414,-0.039255932,0.043741815,0.052137382,0.009976403,-0.04582787,-0.031839594,-0.051634315,-0.023012633,-0.04663... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Муж с женой занимаются контрабандой животных. Собираются переправляться через границу. Муж говорит жене:
— Значит так, змей положишь в шляпу, черепах в лифчик засунешь, а скунса в трусы.
Жена:
— А как же запах?
Муж:
— Ну сдохнет, так сдохнет. | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1255?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 381 | 0 | 1,730,377,856 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.005401662,-0.019400544,-0.031989247,-0.007941158,-0.002175243,-0.018935325,-0.007042207,0.025770871,-0.04653946,-0.0041941754,-0.062407877,-0.011142243,-0.0494458,-0.0529951,0.010437053,-0.015950717,-0.00033632232,-0.01571151,-0.021719472,-0.0376274,-0.03587045,-0.029089462,0.0014320671,-0.027210439,-0.0018483466,0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 40 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 15 | true |
122 | null | Идет экзамен типа тест с вопросами, на которые надо отвечать да или нет. Один из студентов подбрасывает монетку и записывает результаты. Препод думает: Ну, этот первым закончит. Экзамен закончился, остальные студенты уже написали и ушли, а этот все сидит и монетку подбрасывает. Преподу это надоело, он подходит и спраши... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/356?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 608 | 0 | 1,711,868,526 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.0033477142,-0.016572786,-0.04957467,0.053948574,-0.04361675,0.024609227,-0.028003857,0.032885186,-0.060054157,-0.021738768,-0.04205072,-0.045696914,-0.0005350617,-0.030147266,0.016298493,-0.02802284,-0.0003017834,0.016254492,-0.00738059,-0.039964046,-0.057594985,0.024160087,-0.008111395,0.029905587,0.008600141,0.05... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":410,"end_pos":418}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 68 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 3 | 21 | true |
122 | null | - Оператор поддержки. Слушаю Вас.
- Я икаю.
- Перевожу на Федота.
Анекдоты от Потапыча. Подписаться | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/357?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 629 | 0 | 1,711,886,592 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.054174025,-0.015755663,-0.017955225,0.029832104,-0.0573743,-0.021289175,0.06803206,0.04886479,0.0088768,-0.0028677075,-0.006180985,0.026916528,-0.023660863,-0.008640552,0.078163415,-0.041546207,0.043454662,0.038147464,0.024044706,-0.0438713,-0.008704533,-0.017315535,0.033486065,-0.00425982,-0.011956601,-0.05133495,... | [{"ner":"Федота","lemma":"федот","label":"LOC","start_pos":58,"end_pos":64},{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":78,"end_pos":86}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 16 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | true |
122 | null | Срeдниe вeкa. Пo дoрoгe идeт свящeнник - тoргoвeц индульгeнциями.
K нeму пoдъeзжaeт нa кoнe бoгaтo oдeтый рыцaрь.
— Слушaй, oтпусти мнe грeх, прoсит рыцaрь.
— Дeсять зoлoтых мoнeт, — нeвoзмутимo прoизнoсит свящeнник.
— Нo этo тяжкий грeх! — гoвoрит рыцaрь.
— Двaдцaть мoнeт, — тут жe oтвeчaeт свящeнник.
— Нo мнe этoт гр... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/358?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 777 | 0 | 1,711,904,562 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.024138534,-0.011176039,-0.023432989,0.018515851,0.022358527,0.017218104,0.0108261015,0.03642545,0.013047438,-0.016567137,0.03178428,-0.051273096,-0.006345241,0.013539119,0.025410008,0.0046709375,0.021601211,0.011176373,-0.015563759,0.0032089693,0.0045891125,0.06492092,0.03091477,0.023930106,-0.021272229,-0.03256709... | [{"ner":"жe","lemma":"жe","label":"PER","start_pos":281,"end_pos":283},{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":668,"end_pos":676}] | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 107 | 0 | 1 | 0.979021 | 0.020979 | 0 | 4 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 38 | 1 | 38 | true |
122 | null | Корова лезет на дерево. Ворона ей:
- Корова, ты чего это на дерево лезешь?
- Яблок хочу поесть.
- Так это же елка!
- А у меня с собой...
Анекдоты от Потапыча. Подписаться | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/359?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 673 | 0 | 1,712,228,565 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.030322962,0.014986403,-0.036592707,-0.02028757,-0.021474192,-0.020008223,-0.042444117,-0.04766219,-0.033910576,-0.030943247,-0.06052578,-0.04542852,-0.052955743,-0.008405786,-0.05611888,-0.008116007,0.025794674,-0.03825828,-0.070412874,-0.028465278,0.008711362,-0.0052728313,0.017353674,0.002417139,0.022623686,-0.00... | [{"ner":"Корова","lemma":"корова","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":6},{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":149,"end_pos":157}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 33 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 9 | true |
122 | null | В баре за стойкой мужчина в ОЗК смешивал в колбе ядохимикаты. "Новичок!" - подумал Штирлиц. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/63?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 41 | 0 | 1,704,540,458 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [0.002944629,-0.028447898,-0.035587423,-0.047046732,0.027172683,-0.012402736,-0.031660397,-0.01810958,0.018058525,-0.032617107,-0.03367941,0.0020412833,0.023796529,-0.07731924,0.047844782,-0.04650002,0.042799342,-0.00015030266,0.0038082784,-0.02934815,-0.031765413,-0.037651915,-0.053751647,-0.027967412,0.030043233,0.01... | [{"ner":"ОЗК","lemma":"озк","label":"ORG","start_pos":28,"end_pos":31},{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":83,"end_pos":90}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 15 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 6 | true |
122 | null | В дверь кто-то вежливо постучал ногой.
- Безруков! - догадался Штирлиц. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/64?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 42 | 0 | 1,704,540,506 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.066571414,-0.060758706,-0.029942939,-0.038757134,0.029515112,-0.006763205,-0.03485688,-0.056991983,0.036247812,0.028359948,-0.050629765,-0.042028468,0.036366224,0.0039406335,-0.06985078,-0.07106009,0.040502638,-0.058469307,0.000092299386,0.0062017837,0.0117285345,-0.064806424,0.0003259081,0.018030401,0.026114574,-0.... | [{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":63,"end_pos":70}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Штирлиц оглянулся: хвоста не было.
"Оторвался", - подумал Штирлиц. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/65?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 41 | 0 | 1,704,540,614 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.01945708,-0.025138283,-0.06558803,-0.023150146,0.013322755,-0.030519037,-0.042245444,0.021197386,0.027074588,-0.052421603,-0.007818339,-0.048260745,-0.0137764225,0.012585864,-0.02474282,-0.036718767,0.039225623,-0.000075501826,-0.034555465,-0.00035292754,-0.018247826,-0.03374248,-0.03577309,-0.060697883,0.053542327... | [{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":7},{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":58,"end_pos":65}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | true |
122 | null | В Израиле ортодоксальные евреи начали использовать искусственный интеллект для обхода технических ограничений во время Шаббата. Через месяц искусственный интеллект обнаружил, что он еврей по материнской линии и перестал работать. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/66?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 13 | 0 | 1,722,112,796 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.02517855,-0.06127152,0.03149314,-0.06970877,0.035622418,-0.012340902,-0.050893076,-0.027688527,-0.019900857,-0.02085527,-0.058015943,-0.048358157,-0.028329398,-0.034254193,-0.012827556,0.007832301,0.07234599,-0.016993133,-0.06945637,0.017664282,0.0029572442,0.03435331,-0.028838696,-0.063781045,0.014478944,-0.0694438... | [{"ner":"Израиле","lemma":"израиль","label":"LOC","start_pos":2,"end_pos":9},{"ner":"Шаббата","lemma":"шаббата","label":"PER","start_pos":119,"end_pos":126}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 29 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Дочка (6 лет) говорит мне:
- Мама, а я всегда буду с тобой и с папой жить?
Я:
- Ну вырастешь, выйдешь замуж, будешь жить с мужем.
Дочка:
- Сначала родят, а потом замуж выгоняют! Вы для кого меня рожали, для мужа или для себя? | https://t.me/anekdronti/338?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 135 | 0 | 1,719,230,485 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.042905927,-0.028021367,-0.0327229,-0.05424627,-0.045479577,-0.016041135,0.017531851,-0.03375459,-0.012762689,-0.024801275,0.034921385,-0.024261296,-0.020291355,-0.031920176,-0.016587947,-0.015953623,-0.03373088,0.042337317,-0.056266665,-0.0530006,0.008754456,-0.04755575,-0.016620977,-0.055284698,-0.043650426,-0.052... | [{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":7,"end_pos":8}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 45 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 14 | true |
122 | null | Дед в автобусе обращается к молодому пассажиру:
- Сынок, как тебе не стыдно, уступи место вон той бабушке!
- Это моя тёща.
- Так отдай ей мешок с картошкой, не держи его на коленях, тебе же неудобно! | https://t.me/anekdronti/339?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 136 | 0 | 1,719,244,913 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.017201168,-0.006313375,-0.019188117,-0.017386217,-0.025477068,0.0013334391,-0.01976608,-0.024651617,0.014863254,-0.040243533,-0.057025533,-0.053860016,-0.025698123,-0.06581456,0.055541076,-0.016361397,-0.007071665,-0.050990615,-0.0354289,-0.062763005,-0.033510674,-0.03786269,-0.014589707,-0.010704726,0.009116705,-0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 37 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 9 | true |
122 | null | Девочка покупает попугая, а он один в магазине.
— Почему его не берут?
— А он в публичном доме жил.
— Ладно, берём!
Дома девочка сняла с него накидку.
Попугай:
— О! Смотрю, у нас шлюхи новые!
Забегает жена.
— Ни хуя себе! И мамка поменялась!!
На мат прибегает отец.
— Опачки! Здорово, Серёга! | https://t.me/anekdronti/340?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 146 | 0 | 1,719,255,704 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.058364518,0.046380464,-0.01715101,-0.044974137,0.048157282,-0.00772655,0.025410349,-0.018397836,-0.021017067,-0.008332172,-0.01157962,-0.020008087,-0.04757051,-0.062206384,0.044401325,-0.03934722,-0.010152325,-0.038411118,-0.04027827,-0.049184695,0.035636727,-0.05441485,0.036680724,-0.020071633,0.01434507,-0.018464... | [{"ner":"Серёга","lemma":"серёга","label":"LOC","start_pos":285,"end_pos":291}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 54 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 25 | true |
122 | null | Встречаются двое новых русских. Один другому:
- Слушай, пристрой моего сына на работу.
- Ок! Пусть приходит один раз в месяц и получает 5000$.
- Не, так не пойдет...
- 5 раз в месяц и 1000$!
- Нет, он должен работать 24 часа в сутки и получать 200$.
- Так не могу, - для этого у него должно быть высшее образование! | https://t.me/anekdronti/341?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 143 | 0 | 1,719,298,866 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.057948038,0.0059995167,-0.048312586,-0.010369511,-0.061408374,0.01992957,-0.015270836,0.019870795,0.02404268,-0.061984103,-0.053611662,-0.032655206,-0.012251697,0.012463487,0.008746649,0.018660933,0.04433196,0.060868483,-0.0149379475,-0.015504696,-0.046328455,-0.031276137,-0.059015848,-0.010578793,-0.02355573,0.000... | [{"ner":"5000","lemma":"5000","label":"NUM","start_pos":136,"end_pos":140},{"ner":"5","lemma":"5","label":"NUM","start_pos":168,"end_pos":169},{"ner":"1000","lemma":"1000","label":"NUM","start_pos":184,"end_pos":188},{"ner":"24","lemma":"24","label":"NUM","start_pos":217,"end_pos":219},{"ner":"200","lemma":"200","label... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 61 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 9 | 14 | 2 | 13 | true |
122 | null | На охоте два охотника подстрелили утку и никак не могут поделить. Вдруг один другому говорит:
- Слушай, давай друг-другу дадим по яйцам, кто быстрее встанет, того и утка.
- Давай!
Ну один как даст другому. Тот катался, катался по земле минут сорок, потом встал и говорит:
- Ну ты даешь, я чуть не умер! Теперь давай я!
А... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1077?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 987 | 0 | 1,708,347,602 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.012268078,0.034184244,-0.046600338,0.04421698,0.023051511,-0.000012372007,-0.0068946006,0.012812898,-0.02012667,-0.039316542,-0.06465875,0.018646821,-0.038027618,-0.042450838,0.015247856,-0.0041380897,0.043642003,-0.041267954,-0.032462943,-0.025121322,-0.06425496,0.052665774,-0.0042038057,0.016545197,-0.0533781,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 68 | 0 | 1 | 0.989362 | 0.010638 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 12 | 7 | 19 | true |
122 | null | Летит самолет. Стюардесса выходит в салон и говорит пассажирам:
- Уважаемые пассажиры, достаньте, пожалуйста, ваши паспорта!
Достали.
- А теперь вырвите, пожалуйста, из паспорта, первую страницу.
Все вырвали.
- Уважаемые пассажиры, сложите теперь, листик вчетверо.
Все сложили.
- А теперь засуньте его себе в жопу.
Все з... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1078?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 958 | 0 | 1,708,376,402 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.040079117,-0.018751163,-0.059258845,0.039055698,-0.0051008416,0.003678007,-0.023020653,0.003471215,-0.036700502,-0.02502141,-0.033913266,-0.05071257,-0.025879635,-0.019221025,0.028872745,-0.051194455,-0.008268304,-0.010917475,-0.03915028,-0.027906787,-0.01774734,-0.021906644,0.0077778725,0.033650357,0.041289903,0.0... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 87 | 1 | 3 | 0.992126 | 0.007874 | 0 | 8 | 17 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 7 | 32 | true |
122 | null | Делятся впечатлениями о медовом месяце 3 подруги:
Первая — я своему сказала:
— убирать в доме не буду. День не вижу, два не вижу, на третий день приносит пылесос навороченый, в итоге сам теперь и убирается)
Вторая — я своему сказала
— готовить не буду. День не вижу, два не вижу, на третий день приносит кухонный комбайн... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1079?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 865 | 0 | 1,708,405,203 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.03170281,-0.005347787,-0.047042035,-0.0630781,-0.014858105,-0.0049797804,-0.047309645,0.04291066,0.04496142,0.017168513,0.008104012,-0.04482407,-0.031177608,0.007854021,0.05333883,0.038243797,0.043515805,0.011796097,-0.030601276,-0.028864367,-0.0020065366,-0.028825976,-0.056593034,-0.013221952,-0.047874186,-0.05069... | [{"ner":"3","lemma":"3","label":"NUM","start_pos":39,"end_pos":40}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 98 | 0 | 0 | 0.992063 | 0.007937 | 0 | 12 | 22 | 7 | 4 | 16 | 6 | 27 | true |
122 | null | Шоколадные батончики, мармелад, мороженое, торты, карамель, а, может, просто клюква в сахаре?
Что из сладкого ты любишь, что ненавидишь?
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🔡 | https://t.me/bunnybayki/3142?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/bunnybayki | 40 | 0 | 1,732,710,327 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.018477662,-0.026877468,0.010043102,-0.056283265,-0.023302149,-0.060308244,-0.060716208,-0.0010699503,0.043708704,0.042289365,0.006552508,-0.005339307,-0.05213581,-0.035725813,0.04587192,-0.016503789,0.04877576,-0.051197268,-0.025471278,0.0024766014,0.03475409,-0.056641016,0.035662897,0.014832513,0.03288652,0.0044567... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 37 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 7 | 0 | 11 | true |
122 | null | - Моня, помнишь, когда тебе было плохо, я сварила тебе суп? - Нет, Рая, ты сначала сварила суп, а потом мне было плохо! | https://t.me/evreii/111?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/evreii | 1,800 | 0 | 1,711,700,495 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.0535379,0.030897487,0.009278396,-0.048839826,-0.06960701,-0.07089848,-0.032191757,-0.0012952544,0.05059639,0.012906222,-0.036121286,0.030872783,-0.06698983,-0.017403511,0.03923198,-0.024876613,-0.035334013,-0.0065050996,-0.060540862,-0.017321158,-0.0032079108,-0.019667746,0.02034784,0.0064921654,0.0064211083,-0.069... | [{"ner":"Рая","lemma":"рая","label":"PER","start_pos":67,"end_pos":70}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 9 | true |
122 | null | - Изя, два миллиона ливанцев вышли на протест против коррупции. Как ты думаешь, возможно такое в России? - Сёма, подумай сам, ну откуда в России два миллиона ливанцев? | https://t.me/evreii/112?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/evreii | 1,200 | 0 | 1,711,956,082 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.023499297,0.04661009,0.025031213,-0.017529592,-0.0028441085,-0.06389769,-0.072674945,-0.05254514,0.007607846,-0.047240093,-0.050426386,-0.06479228,-0.0039279666,-0.03523761,0.04371116,-0.000827306,-0.021725748,0.034691587,-0.05531653,-0.051977698,0.014582152,0.050392833,0.023250403,0.0509887,-0.026971767,0.01512632... | [{"ner":"России","lemma":"россия","label":"LOC","start_pos":97,"end_pos":103},{"ner":"России","lemma":"россия","label":"LOC","start_pos":139,"end_pos":145}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 28 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Интересно быть женщиной.
Побудешь на кухне на полчаса дольше, чем обычно и сразу замуж хочется, детей нарожать, воспитывать, мужа ублажать. А потом выпила пивка и все…попустило!!! | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/889?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 181 | 0 | 1,715,152,279 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.004475152,-0.029917374,0.010457535,-0.053044353,-0.056726165,-0.019058159,0.014577066,0.0023047798,-0.007256995,-0.05687791,-0.044005815,0.021201791,-0.0028783835,0.0020157823,-0.027340021,0.013603173,0.039588924,0.02682453,-0.05092003,-0.009754133,0.033674564,0.020870442,-0.054842487,-0.036643457,0.020119565,-0.01... | null | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 26 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Жена пишет своему мужу СМС—ку: — Не успеваю с работы заскочить в магазин. Купи курицу к ужину. Через некоторое время ей на телефон приходит СМС от мужа:
— Целую.
Жена в шоке — 8 лет в браке, страсть уже прошла, а тут «целует» — какие слова.
Пишет ему ответ: — Милый, очень тебя люблю, тоже нежно целую и т.п.
Он: — Дура,... | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/890?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 246 | 0 | 1,715,152,279 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.026486972,0.008760634,-0.038658824,-0.0421211,-0.037548125,-0.016321594,0.007436209,0.018583756,-0.025718147,-0.05454195,-0.030167274,-0.01091751,-0.037254393,-0.01535622,-0.012841931,-0.020357976,0.011141523,-0.013766958,-0.0041159405,-0.06133495,-0.051324252,-0.019777102,0.0030526246,-0.060204092,-0.046223648,-0.... | [{"ner":"Целую","lemma":"целый","label":"PER","start_pos":155,"end_pos":160},{"ner":"Милый","lemma":"милый","label":"LOC","start_pos":260,"end_pos":265},{"ner":"Дура","lemma":"дура","label":"PER","start_pos":315,"end_pos":319},{"ner":"8","lemma":"8","label":"NUM","start_pos":176,"end_pos":177}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 69 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 5 | 25 | true |
122 | null | Ночь. Мужа дома нет, жена в истерике. Вдруг, звонок в дверь, жена открывает, а там муж
— с улыбкой, цветами и тортиком.
— Дорогой, что это с тобой? Это мне?
— Тебе, дорогая, тебе. Пошли в спальню?
— Так, сразу? Ты давай чайку, с тортиком, а я пока цветы поставлю.
— Потом, все потом! Пошли в спальню! — Дорогой, ну…
— По... | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/891?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 264 | 0 | 1,715,152,279 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.051751822,-0.06483446,-0.043187182,-0.02218141,-0.016197415,-0.030340228,-0.060060415,-0.013042421,0.0126762735,-0.005018028,-0.034580607,-0.065635845,-0.0015012934,-0.03854919,0.035433803,-0.06571553,-0.01662764,0.04342542,0.02532711,-0.0119043365,-0.01975742,-0.07442352,-0.0060013384,-0.019555986,0.011561866,0.00... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 81 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 15 | 0 | 18 | 8 | 43 | true |
122 | null | - Почем эти ромашки?
- 20.
- А эти?
- 300.
- А почему такая разница?!
- Эти - "любит". | https://t.me/likeandsmile/171?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 19 | 0 | 1,681,671,427 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.01829841,-0.021102022,0.02893181,0.03355465,0.026436977,-0.052745987,-0.07321942,0.010433129,0.002497985,0.046010565,-0.025644988,-0.0029370761,-0.07318224,-0.0019523258,-0.023232939,0.017682588,-0.050063126,-0.02773462,0.022252526,0.003349122,-0.023286173,-0.06262528,-0.03827195,0.010619603,0.01968827,-0.025678985... | [{"ner":"20","lemma":"20","label":"NUM","start_pos":23,"end_pos":25},{"ner":"300","lemma":"300","label":"NUM","start_pos":38,"end_pos":41}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 20 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 11 | true |
122 | null | В магазине две кошатницы выбирают москитную сетку:
— Порвут!
— Да не порвут!
— Я тебе говорю — порвут!
Продавщица:
— Да что ж у вас там за комары-то? | https://t.me/likeandsmile/172?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 19 | 0 | 1,682,626,851 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.031479977,0.019487359,0.032431554,-0.051023263,0.05815095,-0.01780768,-0.059100527,0.0064455774,0.01434779,0.03493233,0.0058980607,-0.02466017,-0.058383077,-0.05700733,0.033514403,0.020095333,-0.031484324,-0.026280914,-0.010606147,-0.0680487,-0.028760692,-0.038305186,-0.019154696,0.017719826,0.022252738,-0.03146962... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 29 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Хлеб — продукт, пользующийся спросом. Рецептура достаточно проста: мука, вода, дрожжи, сахар... Хотя, если не добавлять муку, получится продукт, пользующийся ещё большим спросом... | https://t.me/likeandsmile/173?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 18 | 0 | 1,683,387,728 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.040351644,-0.049639758,-0.05428433,-0.03808206,-0.06550637,-0.027958661,0.003799003,-0.044766273,-0.01478689,0.010092951,-0.004524308,-0.019958815,-0.021135408,0.030609401,0.0363706,-0.044381183,0.031397544,-0.05372384,-0.06325417,-0.059528526,-0.059782926,0.004172595,-0.008560732,-0.017218303,0.028665408,-0.023055... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 12 | true |
122 | null | Пришел на работу с нарисованными усами
Девушки с нарисованными бровями сказали что я дурак | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/190?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 338 | 0 | 1,710,925,300 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [0.007855071,-0.000048229504,0.0069620702,-0.046047606,-0.053270757,0.016039224,0.034909777,0.018424544,-0.009429283,-0.053056266,-0.013740303,-0.054733418,0.016086558,0.014827322,-0.055821158,-0.0088076005,-0.06945951,-0.0063215066,-0.027505707,0.019743474,0.04302373,0.004562651,-0.038200226,0.026504781,0.0019902703,-... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 14 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | true |
122 | null | Сидит мужик в ресторане. Забегает другой мужик и кричит:
— Лёх, там твою жену ебут!
Мужик вскакивает, выбегает из ресторана и в этот момент его сбивает машина. Просыпается он в больнице и думает:
"Вот нервный стал, ведь не Лёха я, да и не женат" | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/191?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 355 | 0 | 1,710,936,065 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.032976083,-0.019506011,-0.03961476,-0.031530455,0.023017097,-0.029275203,-0.02439566,-0.0071368217,-0.008790796,-0.056507904,-0.04828114,-0.013989478,0.01621951,-0.03522161,0.04527968,-0.049662936,0.002564989,0.037549593,-0.018056056,-0.06443536,-0.04069115,-0.0048196753,-0.034807727,-0.01963019,-0.020901408,-0.031... | [{"ner":"Лёх","lemma":"лёх","label":"PER","start_pos":59,"end_pos":62},{"ner":"Мужик","lemma":"мужик","label":"PER","start_pos":84,"end_pos":89},{"ner":"Лёха","lemma":"лёха","label":"PER","start_pos":223,"end_pos":227}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 44 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 12 | true |
122 | null | — Доктор, у меня не стоит.
— А кого ты тут ебать-то собрался? | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/192?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 358 | 0 | 1,710,946,961 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.019567704,-0.0014394823,-0.06577761,0.0016652668,-0.07647997,-0.010558807,-0.05961705,-0.072670005,0.025367524,-0.027289605,0.012971278,-0.061801817,-0.02903644,-0.018953908,-0.014505,0.0043320497,-0.044458307,0.03771141,-0.015359211,-0.049392793,-0.021504857,-0.08123207,0.0023201606,-0.035797615,0.015085075,-0.053... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Мальчик спрашивает у мамы:
- Мам, что такое флирт?
- Вот, сынок, к твоей сестре вечером её ухажёр придёт. Ты понаблюдай за ними и узнаешь.
На следующий день:
- Ну как, сынок, узнал, что такое флирт? Рассказывай.
- Да они вечером, как встретились, посидели полчаса, разговаривая. Потом у сестры, видимо, что-то случилось ... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2316?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 32 | 0 | 1,730,344,200 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.028802497,-0.020165218,-0.012426645,-0.047247253,-0.022274934,-0.0028956626,-0.027088448,0.030974397,0.013140591,-0.011082223,-0.00479953,-0.03884399,-0.04619747,-0.06871411,-0.02001161,-0.028076995,0.043271355,0.009645259,-0.011745888,-0.045474518,0.017642776,0.0045688204,-0.03696755,-0.020089565,0.026366428,-0.05... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 176 | 0 | 0 | 0.995671 | 0.004329 | 0 | 4 | 39 | 23 | 0 | 37 | 22 | 49 | true |
122 | null | Приходим сегодня на собрание. Все уже на месте, сидим, ждем Палыча (нашего дорогого капитана). Он заходит...
— Черт возьми! Кто вчера в оперативной группе дежурил?!
— Что случилось? В чем дело?
Смотрю, Палыч окончательно злится:
— Кто вчера в оперативной группе дежурил?!
Встает Кудряш:
— Я, товарищ капитан.
Палыч:
— Ты... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2317?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 40 | 0 | 1,730,374,200 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.06098701,0.008081206,-0.030184884,0.031157846,-0.036714334,-0.032847926,0.007119809,-0.01832165,0.013786606,-0.05207999,-0.046801962,-0.049344156,-0.01187628,-0.058226902,-0.017095586,-0.043382637,0.029715396,-0.011565666,0.020422513,0.049447954,-0.028506542,-0.052771132,-0.015793994,0.0306893,0.02494487,-0.0048705... | [{"ner":"Палыча","lemma":"павлович","label":"LOC","start_pos":60,"end_pos":66},{"ner":"Смотрю","lemma":"смотреть","label":"PER","start_pos":194,"end_pos":200},{"ner":"Палыч","lemma":"павлович","label":"PER","start_pos":202,"end_pos":207},{"ner":"Кудряш","lemma":"кудряш","label":"PER","start_pos":279,"end_pos":285},{"ne... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 311 | 0 | 7 | 0.997712 | 0.002288 | 0 | 12 | 60 | 36 | 1 | 81 | 17 | 112 | true |
122 | null | Мужик с потрясной девушкой заходят в один
из самых дорогих меховых магазинов на Беверли Хиллс.
Покажите даме вашу самую дорогую норковую шубу, — говорит мужик продавцу. Тот приносит на всю длину прекрасную шубу из подстриженой норки. Девушка ее
надевает.
- Кайф.
- Эта шуба стоит 85 тысяч долларов,- говорит продавец.
- ... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2318?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 55 | 0 | 1,730,430,600 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [0.0016222257,0.008528597,-0.015917724,-0.014321072,0.016426988,-0.02009624,-0.013814224,0.019140346,0.008142523,-0.028531116,-0.046366505,-0.009913456,-0.023751449,-0.06502267,-0.04822858,0.011505353,-0.039898813,0.0024590795,0.015354178,-0.038463373,-0.0032912747,0.021035627,-0.007958416,0.02680352,-0.01653501,-0.002... | [{"ner":"Беверли Хиллс","lemma":"беверли хиллс","label":"PER","start_pos":80,"end_pos":93},{"ner":"85","lemma":"85","label":"NUM","start_pos":280,"end_pos":282}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 118 | 0 | 3 | 0.99359 | 0.00641 | 0 | 12 | 19 | 10 | 3 | 32 | 9 | 26 | true |
122 | null | Жил-был человек. Он перекинул мост через речку и брал рубль с желающих перейти на другую сторону. Люди не любили этого человека, даже не здоровались с ним.
Когда он умирал, сын спросил его о последнем желании.
— Я был не добр к людям. Меня не любили при жизни. Хотел бы чтобы после смерти меня вспоминали добрым словом.
... | https://t.me/smeh_76/6511?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 14 | 0 | 1,732,725,469 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.016837358,0.008360055,-0.048994638,0.0056159664,0.0037155978,0.032305215,-0.05726179,-0.06523377,0.015133246,-0.040745825,-0.049141746,-0.038362443,0.035684682,0.03835205,0.0011449059,-0.0034679817,0.016881624,0.03357369,0.040974762,-0.055079326,-0.037164472,-0.013961539,0.017513316,0.054380525,-0.054792233,-0.0094... | [{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":549,"end_pos":553},{"ner":"3","lemma":"3","label":"NUM","start_pos":429,"end_pos":430}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 99 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 17 | 10 | 1 | 29 | 1 | 23 | true |
122 | null | Рыба благотворно влияет на кору головного мозга. Поэтому придуркам иногда нужно давать леща.
Анекдоты от дяди Миши
😂 | https://t.me/smeh_76/6512?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 9 | 0 | 1,732,732,670 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.06608443,0.0648975,-0.0013823231,-0.030228902,-0.025460515,0.012384426,0.00018537072,-0.07809498,-0.020749329,-0.044759635,0.013766519,0.007541307,0.017464312,-0.048316408,-0.04898938,0.0067342287,0.07360648,0.018753495,-0.05035907,0.007354566,0.017832277,-0.050850924,-0.039672438,-0.005610354,0.0115351435,-0.05302... | [{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":110,"end_pos":114}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 2 | true |
122 | null | Судят сантехника.
— Почему Вы ударили художника молотком?
— Во-первых — он нарисовал на моём заборе член.
Художник:
— Это не член — это объект искусства. Я художник, я так вижу.
Сантехник:
— Во-вторых — молоток был детский, игрушечный, пластмассовый.
— А в протоколе полиции указано, что молоток был настоящий, железный... | https://t.me/smeh_76/6513?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 8 | 0 | 1,732,736,270 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.005365014,0.022594936,-0.07757333,-0.056051664,-0.020241342,-0.01975915,-0.039248955,-0.027715169,0.021242695,0.04247245,-0.06435732,-0.028380996,-0.01708231,-0.031591646,-0.0072261356,-0.035274692,0.07244713,-0.059578393,-0.0574357,0.0049401848,-0.006400696,-0.047307353,0.0017879189,0.046279904,0.012753029,-0.0210... | [{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":366,"end_pos":370}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 62 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 19 | 9 | 25 | true |
122 | null | - Милая, давай займемся сексом?
- Сын не спит.
- Да нет,он спит.
- Да нет-же, ну смотри: - сынок, принеси пожалуйста водички.
(Тишина)
- Ну, давай.
Дикий секс, бурный оргазм, оба откинулись в экстазе и вдруг голос из темноты:
- И долго я буду с кружкой воды тут стоять? | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/569?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 34 | 0 | 1,727,886,410 | 1,732,738,878 | 18 | [-0.04790038,0.021346346,-0.04555814,0.036385737,-0.042640768,-0.04175189,-0.027900087,0.0016158243,-0.015446691,-0.06206459,-0.02990573,-0.058917824,-0.035443816,-0.057690952,0.0541454,-0.041496556,0.020876752,0.0325973,0.008795118,-0.005763633,0.0021644186,-0.050178442,-0.00283173,-0.030026626,0.033876695,-0.03648624... | [{"ner":"Тишина","lemma":"тишина","label":"LOC","start_pos":127,"end_pos":133}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 50 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 3 | 21 | true |
122 | null | Если вдруг стало грустно, то подумайте про осьминога. У него и ноги от ушей, и руки из жопы, и ж@па с ушами, и голова в жопе, и ничего, не жалуется. | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/570?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 24 | 0 | 1,729,318,525 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.053203933,-0.0077357925,0.029278029,0.005494245,-0.013878051,-0.020474324,-0.035819728,0.022062074,-0.012534185,-0.049217306,-0.06729292,-0.032002024,-0.04293364,-0.009387208,-0.012725429,0.0370007,-0.01081294,0.000074557254,0.03341755,0.010875594,0.0030346978,-0.049190015,-0.024243979,-0.028363077,-0.0004965539,-0... | [{"ner":"жопы","lemma":"жопа","label":"LOC","start_pos":87,"end_pos":91}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 30 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Вовочка приходит к маме и говорит:
- Мама, я каждую ночь просыпаюсь от какого-то шума в вашей спальне. Я сегодня посмотрел и увидел, что это ты прыгаешь на папе вверх и вниз.
- Да... ну... понимаешь, у папы очень толстый живот, а я хочу, чтобы он был потоньше, и утрамбовываю его...
- Ничего у тебя не получится, - заявл... | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/571?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 16 | 0 | 1,730,995,318 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.0648602,-0.035246816,-0.018678682,-0.061290823,0.00061195786,0.004493473,0.0039834008,0.014186818,-0.038954325,-0.026052482,-0.017219385,-0.048854742,-0.044297013,-0.070702486,-0.022282466,-0.04997276,-0.0069046607,-0.06200848,-0.044895813,-0.02800255,0.044209514,-0.025463806,-0.031750795,0.019053219,0.0061374996,-... | [{"ner":"Вовочка","lemma":"вовочка","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":7}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 81 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 12 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 23 | true |
122 | null | - Почему мужчина открывает и закрывает женщине дверь в машине? Скажете, он джентльмен? Пф-ф-ф... Ага... Чтоб дверью не хлопала! | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/572?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 12 | 0 | 1,731,686,322 | 1,732,738,878 | 7 | [-0.03109743,0.009922841,-0.005781541,-0.024751332,0.037286267,0.0127666285,-0.046864983,0.0056153107,-0.060042705,0.007182433,-0.068257794,0.00023957486,-0.006497423,-0.06011982,0.035412487,-0.057362724,-0.016864792,-0.041976336,-0.012733644,-0.049724832,-0.013551346,-0.051998835,-0.0313031,-0.0026120145,-0.021112153,... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 19 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 6 | true |
122 | null | Как отнесётесь к нерегулярным постам? | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/593?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 111 | 0 | 1,731,671,148 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.045212593,0.052267864,0.03289632,-0.021811936,0.0322642,-0.057860732,-0.069002114,0.03535075,-0.008132719,-0.04468449,-0.016465424,-0.048517745,-0.063208,-0.043397117,-0.027167287,-0.007780295,0.010752231,0.008617662,-0.029393023,0.0008432329,-0.015036672,-0.06983497,0.0023869344,0.0024696274,-0.04999251,0.01370121... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Моя девушка спросила, почему я хожу по дому с пистолетом. Я сурово посмотрел на неё и сказал: "Е * а н ы й героин ." Она засмеялась. Я засмеялся. Кружка кофе засмеялась. Я застрелился | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/594?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 185 | 0 | 1,732,015,345 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.023468986,0.02682947,-0.051253386,-0.02310649,-0.009337318,0.012753557,-0.02431506,0.018104054,-0.03460623,0.03053651,0.014216114,-0.03049843,0.01745853,-0.026636707,-0.0040824437,-0.043467816,0.0008724536,-0.04055018,0.01311668,-0.052083366,0.043865956,-0.04323185,-0.00086775154,-0.015275473,0.0124274,0.029196918,-... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Собрались как-то клетки играть в футбол. Решили разбиться на две команды.
- Ну что, давайте делиться? | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/595?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 101 | 0 | 1,732,049,450 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.03423917,0.064284645,-0.038974095,-0.017327162,0.039768003,-0.04768181,-0.019817984,0.015295946,-0.004231021,-0.013068394,-0.004024596,-0.00029009776,0.022055518,-0.037986554,-0.05300574,0.0073398016,0.039505143,0.0073473346,-0.024751594,0.040360518,-0.02888198,-0.016182125,-0.033382922,-0.0037874845,0.0038611141,0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Кодекс людоеда: первого сына сьешь сам, второго раздели с другом, а третьего отдай в рагу.
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6160?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,716,002 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.01740445,-0.03798667,-0.036237568,0.009706209,0.028353289,-0.053333174,-0.0027885935,0.036596704,0.026785346,-0.04014718,-0.024139013,0.047873974,-0.06405838,0.026037922,0.07144412,0.0029479954,0.051017564,-0.013689064,-0.05359821,-0.007513124,-0.005650177,0.0057571963,0.007573186,-0.040752716,-0.06886823,-0.0373361... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0.966667 | 0.033333 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 5 | true |
122 | null | - На какой скорости надо ехать, чтобы милиция не оштрафовала?
- Больше 170 км/час, иначе могут догнать!
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6161?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,719,607 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.0014135794,0.022989007,-0.0018380727,0.02001835,-0.017719345,-0.027170219,0.00049071154,0.014135653,0.01502695,0.00096767256,-0.036871426,0.06411541,-0.053178016,-0.009079401,0.020719176,-0.0037326638,-0.022088598,-0.057064626,0.0014941059,-0.047327466,0.0072723557,0.0010405824,0.0038280957,-0.019002927,-0.04678755... | [{"ner":"170","lemma":"170","label":"NUM","start_pos":71,"end_pos":74}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0.971429 | 0.028571 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 6 | true |
122 | null | - О! У тебя отличная кардиограмма! Ровная, ритмичная.
- Это не кардиограмма - это врач рецепт выписал.
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6162?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,723,203 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.018983755,-0.031554163,-0.051777188,0.045136873,-0.0503501,-0.073172845,-0.00236096,-0.01240262,0.023474397,-0.0077708317,-0.017158115,0.0058618174,-0.04678651,-0.0025866486,-0.005753581,-0.013470351,0.007036314,-0.0013671444,-0.06746906,0.042829067,0.031479623,0.0067115272,0.023152476,0.035794128,0.037966616,-0.058... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 2 | 0.970588 | 0.029412 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 9 | true |
122 | null | Израильский дозор должен был выяснить, пригоден ли мост для прохода войск. Разведчики возвращаются, и их командир Рабинович докладывает, что мост проходим для артиллерии и танков, но не для пехоты.
— Это же полная бессмыслица! — кричит на них командир бригады.
— Вовсе нет. Там на мосту сидит злющая собака.
🤣
Анекдоты ... | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/441?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 317 | 0 | 1,711,544,541 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.022208704,-0.006908808,-0.00511839,0.014443881,-0.0527016,-0.008608849,-0.029485216,0.02599863,-0.042211898,-0.05376749,-0.057476934,0.016672641,-0.045539618,-0.031468205,0.015599687,0.049394835,-0.008336052,-0.036072236,-0.0057071536,-0.053039327,-0.02180679,-0.032402813,-0.012823164,-0.0041517587,0.04112623,-0.01... | [{"ner":"Рабинович","lemma":"рабинович","label":"PER","start_pos":114,"end_pos":123}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 52 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 14 | true |
122 | null | Приезжает муж домой с юга и жена вдруг замечает, что у него маленькие рожки на голове проглядывают. Она с удивлением ему говорит:
— Как так, милый, я тебе клянусь, что пока ты отдыхал, ни разу тебе не изменяла! Откуда же рога?!
А муж ей отвечает:
— Да не волнуйся, я знаю, что это не ты...
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/442?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 332 | 0 | 1,711,555,437 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.045424078,-0.045017123,0.036714666,-0.05253636,-0.010814078,0.009767715,-0.03874862,-0.0022159547,0.0062400284,-0.06803918,-0.03169456,-0.04565033,0.0010392186,-0.0527531,-0.03420094,-0.020103255,0.007081302,0.021352852,-0.041260783,-0.05226706,-0.0494282,-0.042126536,-0.02500993,0.021505838,-0.015974611,-0.0363200... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 58 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 11 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 17 | true |
122 | null | Когда я был помоложе, я ненавидел свадьбы. Стоило мне там появиться, как все мои пожилые тетушки по очереди тыкали меня под ребро и шептали на ухо:
— А ты будешь следующим.
— Прекратили они это делать после того, как я начал говорить им аналогичные вещи на похоронах.
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/443?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 440 | 0 | 1,711,566,206 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.032107763,-0.03633126,0.024782168,-0.060103264,-0.01584566,0.052113097,-0.005750256,0.014809846,0.040499356,-0.05536746,-0.009158541,-0.044149857,-0.0452769,-0.042315662,0.001826465,-0.018268466,-0.012980057,0.013833144,-0.0489516,0.013553713,-0.0037013395,-0.008769612,-0.024631744,0.048050757,0.022111833,-0.0419096... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 50 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Выложил мужик, бригадир на стройке, объявление: " Нужны грузчики, с первого этажа выгрузить 50 мешков со строительным мусором, кирпичами и прочим, и погрузить в газель. Плачу 5000 руб."
Через час приезжает один грузчик, доходяга полный, дрищ с похмелья. Мужик ему говорит, мол, ты че, старый, сбрендил? Ты тут до утра ка... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/996?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 258 | 0 | 1,707,012,143 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.007893241,-0.0047064847,-0.047308818,0.033583548,-0.060512923,0.032938637,-0.0462027,0.014338922,0.016664205,-0.037113767,-0.046447586,-0.037744462,-0.0140973115,-0.04207144,0.018028362,0.014086168,0.039528705,-0.014027487,-0.037167866,-0.04735963,-0.028374022,-0.02848131,-0.047688533,0.026649982,-0.006598588,-0.01... | [{"ner":"50","lemma":"50","label":"NUM","start_pos":92,"end_pos":94},{"ner":"5000","lemma":"5000","label":"NUM","start_pos":175,"end_pos":179},{"ner":"100","lemma":"100","label":"NUM","start_pos":353,"end_pos":356},{"ner":"10","lemma":"10","label":"NUM","start_pos":543,"end_pos":545},{"ner":"15","lemma":"15","label":"N... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 191 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 39 | 7 | 10 | 57 | 10 | 58 | true |
122 | null | Я устал от шуток про евреев, стоит сократить их количество.
Папа с сыном пошли однажды в горы и сын, ударившись о камень, крикнул:
— ААААААА.
И с удивлением слышит:
— ААААААА.
Мальчик спросил:
— Кто ты?
А ему в ответ:
— Кто ты?
Разозлившись от такого ответа, мальчик кричит:
— Ты пидор!
А ему в ответ:
— Ты пидор!
Мальчи... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/997?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 296 | 0 | 1,707,028,424 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.011390447,-0.019541053,-0.05208419,-0.045941863,-0.011292903,0.07797355,0.02330285,-0.0014141216,-0.056664046,-0.046325672,-0.049946334,-0.057525713,-0.011049361,0.002458737,0.010520956,0.0105782915,0.043711912,-0.051148567,-0.056843054,0.0024809784,0.008122144,0.023949452,-0.043715622,-0.026321312,0.005583588,0.00... | [{"ner":"ААААААА","lemma":"ааааааа","label":"ORG","start_pos":133,"end_pos":140},{"ner":"ААААААА","lemma":"ааааааа","label":"ORG","start_pos":167,"end_pos":174}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 107 | 3 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 22 | 0 | 24 | 2 | 45 | true |
122 | null | Маленький мальчик матери:
— Мам! Я знаю, почему у девочек нет писюна!
— Почему?
— Он на них не держится и отваливается!
— Почему ты так решил?
— Я нашел твой под подушкой | https://t.me/anegdotofff/998?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 293 | 0 | 1,707,039,245 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.04250683,0.034912482,0.011453986,-0.06208424,-0.012834154,0.012531327,-0.0519747,0.008056357,-0.012192118,0.00016378358,0.028963432,-0.04732988,-0.064869136,-0.05999506,-0.033213943,-0.0489961,0.01748809,-0.028477445,-0.060172603,-0.061120156,-0.022765813,-0.06228386,0.004114163,-0.05132685,0.05226789,-0.06402871,-... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 33 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 12 | true |
122 | null | — Мне кажется, моя девушка спит с кем-то другим
— Но у тебя же нет девушки
— Я это и сказал.
😅 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4460?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,689,061 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.03369982,0.042052474,-0.0628015,-0.058062155,-0.012575914,0.021651661,-0.063446745,0.045643743,0.030315626,-0.015713658,0.036120262,-0.0075588855,-0.031563476,-0.062354982,0.027574444,-0.012892291,-0.042065468,0.05778069,0.0023825644,-0.04136371,0.014153275,-0.041825797,-0.022395777,-0.055132065,-0.032882124,-0.0445... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 22 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Собрание в колхозе, народ волнуется - председатель опаздывает. Полчаса его нет, час. Наконец, явился. Подходит к столу, садится, срывает шапку с головы и со всей дури её об пол.
— Ну все, теперь одной проблемой меньше!
Народ:
— Что, корма завезли?
— Хуй стоять перестал! | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1250?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 578 | 0 | 1,725,367,821 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.06666571,-0.013039328,-0.04671586,-0.0067636934,-0.02427019,-0.009111692,0.0003419391,-0.03694798,0.031909414,-0.05596745,-0.062454212,-0.056774195,-0.045014933,-0.01987214,-0.0003186658,0.025706835,0.013076921,0.030378658,-0.04085285,0.032036934,-0.020855244,-0.046709478,-0.040763106,-0.022240827,0.03978196,0.0393... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 45 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 14 | 2 | 19 | true |
122 | null | Приходит женщина к врачу - дерматологу и говорит, что у неe
на груди маленький волосок.
Доктор:
- Покажите. Ну это сущий пустяк, сейчас мы его удалим.
(Берeт пинцет и удаляет).
Женщина:
- Доктор, а у меня ещe здесь, чуть ниже.
Доктор:
- Ну, ерунда (берет пинцет и удаляет).
Женщина снимает лифчик, а у нее вся грудь воло... | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1251?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 758 | 0 | 1,725,367,889 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.016905557,-0.04885675,-0.032050144,-0.017463319,-0.058176618,0.046650603,-0.02167477,-0.035475418,-0.0010368007,-0.047318887,-0.03540059,-0.055625815,0.011111244,-0.042217482,-0.04525571,0.016430037,-0.0075602494,-0.010858309,-0.052067038,-0.025195964,-0.012200143,0.002191882,-0.03069085,0.044695318,0.05089511,0.010... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 71 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 4 | 29 | true |
122 | null | На выставке висит картина «Ленин в Польше».
На картине шалаш, из которого торчат две пары голых ног – мужские и женские.
— Это шалаш в Разливе, — объясняет гид. — Ноги принадлежат Дзержинскому и Крупской...
— А где же Ленин?
— Ленин в Польше. | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1252?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 816 | 0 | 1,725,367,954 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.02620462,0.022162447,-0.00021654365,-0.039570883,-0.03170781,-0.03017279,-0.036423296,-0.025583088,-0.028538173,0.012139986,-0.07248072,-0.05487208,-0.01958612,-0.031693943,0.03032439,0.02961462,-0.025483077,-0.011733834,-0.0220862,-0.0335539,-0.0581886,-0.030511493,0.002267404,0.027016854,-0.024070252,-0.024368852... | [{"ner":"Польше","lemma":"польша","label":"LOC","start_pos":35,"end_pos":41},{"ner":"Разливе","lemma":"разлив","label":"LOC","start_pos":135,"end_pos":142},{"ner":"Дзержинскому","lemma":"дзержинский","label":"LOC","start_pos":180,"end_pos":192},{"ner":"Крупской","lemma":"крупской","label":"LOC","start_pos":195,"end_pos... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 44 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 16 | true |
122 | null | Идут на встречу друг другу заика и горбатый. Заика спрашивает:
- С-си-гга-реткки не ббудет?
Горбатый:
- Нет, не ббудет!
Заика:
- А в ррррюкзачке?
Анекдоты от Потапыча. Подписаться | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/353?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 370 | 0 | 1,711,782,107 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.029503996,-0.023138043,-0.012066775,0.006459712,0.05444439,0.022096535,0.01577057,0.07603569,-0.0121475635,-0.008891958,-0.050536204,-0.016938554,-0.089897156,-0.0760136,0.019809283,0.0027851393,0.007098465,0.049541056,0.005395449,-0.028293267,-0.00042926514,0.017560873,-0.022024143,-0.03763453,-0.04061407,-0.01418... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":158,"end_pos":166}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 28 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Молодая парочка никак не могла забеременеть, обращались к докторам, к врачам, никто не мог им помочь.
Ну тут знакомая им и говорит, есть в лесу мудрец, он вам поможет.
Приходит пара к мудрецу, рассказывает свою проблему и он им в ответ:
-Мужики, вы че совсем охуели?
Анекдоты от Потапыча. Подписаться | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/354?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 372 | 0 | 1,711,800,195 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.000099356526,-0.0033797596,-0.039255444,-0.038097505,-0.043395657,0.057078395,-0.04142691,-0.050342873,0.021538485,-0.02097121,-0.060567025,-0.016662082,-0.03626461,-0.029537624,-0.0012557757,0.030131176,0.04302005,0.036978543,-0.050853632,-0.038426355,-0.044758387,-0.020288613,-0.04071479,-0.02498582,0.02455584,-0.... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":279,"end_pos":287}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 50 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 13 | true |
122 | null | Ночью, на глухом полустанке мужик садится в проходящий поезд и просит проводника показать ему свободное место. Проводник и говорит:
— у меня только одно место свободно в купе, но там какой-то алкаш едет, весь день сегодня буянил, никто с ним вместе ехать не желает.
Делать нечего, мужик согласился. Заходит в купе — гляд... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/355?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 486 | 0 | 1,711,818,248 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.06296645,-0.018776547,-0.012965728,0.011907731,-0.02973678,0.0059505664,-0.021674184,-0.01815775,0.020301992,-0.029605268,-0.037970126,-0.064432144,-0.036948983,-0.048853982,0.009899918,-0.018674511,-0.0036790008,-0.041552193,-0.00954019,-0.06536698,-0.037345458,-0.021683222,-0.025485557,0.008885663,-0.043274023,-0... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":861,"end_pos":869},{"ner":"30","lemma":"30","label":"NUM","start_pos":766,"end_pos":768}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 144 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 34 | 11 | 2 | 45 | 11 | 37 | true |
122 | null | Армянин решил баллотироваться в рейхстаг. У Гиммлера:
- Род деятельности?
- Машинист
- Возраст?
- 35 лет
- Национальность?
- Армянин
- Характер?
- Нардический | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/60?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 59 | 0 | 1,692,546,823 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.00003882715,0.018239878,0.010827948,0.011130875,-0.020437814,-0.0134767005,0.018780354,-0.033402592,0.045502137,-0.026761329,-0.08557883,-0.0590442,-0.014766884,0.0011212892,-0.03233479,0.0129731875,-0.0018404577,-0.0041700024,-0.024684573,-0.037221756,0.048446346,0.000047839232,-0.050075952,0.051169124,0.020627968... | [{"ner":"Армянин","lemma":"армянин","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":7},{"ner":"Гиммлера","lemma":"гиммлер","label":"PER","start_pos":44,"end_pos":52},{"ner":"35","lemma":"35","label":"NUM","start_pos":98,"end_pos":100}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 25 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 6 | true |
122 | null | Курица клевала носом.
"Не выспалась", - подумал Штирлиц | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/62?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 40 | 0 | 1,704,540,362 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.004747959,0.0027538321,-0.04372474,-0.041703545,-0.013496744,0.008514608,-0.023598231,-0.005553866,0.0063277986,-0.044656374,-0.048523683,0.035107512,-0.040615425,-0.010200984,-0.03367201,0.015128805,0.060851973,-0.02578339,-0.012842824,-0.024099978,0.02822677,-0.047213215,-0.018802157,-0.07541249,0.06336329,-0.0250... | [{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":48,"end_pos":55}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | true |
122 | null | - Алло! Ты знаешь, мои родители уехали на дачу...
- Ну и что?
- Ну вот я одна сижу, скучаю...
- И чего?
- Может ты приедешь ко мне?
- А зачем?
- Да вот завалялась у меня бутылочка шампанского...
- Я шампанское не люблю...
- Короче, приезжай и трахни меня!
- А-а-а! Намек понял, выезжаю. | https://t.me/anekdronti/335?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 105 | 0 | 1,719,169,266 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.027872913,-0.037576802,0.011758915,-0.0507229,0.015885307,-0.034254614,0.0051086294,-0.0553608,0.044574853,-0.007022934,0.015019649,-0.034032237,-0.011973756,-0.055050272,-0.014673381,-0.060333908,0.013283594,0.039637916,-0.056250747,-0.005425513,0.010921359,-0.041208956,-0.014199213,-0.01882615,0.036975574,0.00481... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 56 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 23 | true |
122 | null | Молвил богатырь:
— Выходи, чудище поганое!
И ответило чудище поганое:
— Извините, но мне только через две остановки. | https://t.me/anekdronti/336?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 112 | 0 | 1,719,212,466 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.05618694,0.020521099,0.017574193,0.017445268,-0.0056612487,0.060557757,0.014312983,0.037194315,-0.009146622,-0.00792351,0.030794619,-0.061724484,-0.03384498,0.018684445,0.02914784,-0.011609461,0.02256031,-0.0042519737,-0.019843172,-0.05297865,-0.017872646,0.023190288,0.0039464426,0.05111038,0.031398658,0.03219057,-... | [{"ner":"Выходи","lemma":"выходи","label":"PER","start_pos":19,"end_pos":25}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 18 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 8 | true |
122 | null | — Фуу, жара, отстой!
— Ну, и хорошо, лето же
— А теперь холодно, фуу!
— Так здорово, не жарко
— Бее, понедельник, на работу опять!
— Отлично! Денег заработаешь!
— Утопите кто-нибудь эту жизнерадостную тварь!
— Ура! Ура! Мы идем нырять! | https://t.me/anekdronti/337?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 128 | 0 | 1,719,223,273 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.016342962,-0.066931516,-0.071990214,-0.02312696,-0.04196663,-0.05409364,0.03331548,0.0070055267,-0.00799264,-0.018364433,-0.04585171,-0.008925689,-0.055879816,0.03719909,-0.001662906,-0.0011467332,0.026822276,0.06253807,-0.026493195,0.020003,-0.017698111,-0.061160263,-0.052123588,-0.0020476512,-0.016616842,0.004515... | [{"ner":"Фуу","lemma":"фуу","label":"PER","start_pos":2,"end_pos":5},{"ner":"Бее","lemma":"бее","label":"PER","start_pos":96,"end_pos":99}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 42 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 25 | true |
122 | null | Мамаша приводит свою 18-летнюю дочь к врачу:
- Доктор, мою дочь постоянно тошнит.
Врач осмотрел девицу и говорит:
-Ваша дочь беременна, на пятом месяце...
-Да вы что, доктор, моя дочь-паинька, она никогда не была с мужчиной! Правда,дочка?!
-Даже не целовалась ни разу!!! -говорит дочь.
Доктор молча подходит к окну и нач... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1074?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 1,000 | 0 | 1,708,261,201 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.0015447316,0.012131166,-0.03330347,-0.05302659,-0.06260667,0.053190466,0.0007349957,-0.058159266,0.015849764,0.0115454,-0.03851359,-0.000051971958,-0.021951638,-0.042393956,-0.003765251,-0.02140038,0.0211916,0.038151518,-0.053762186,-0.060877167,-0.03890324,-0.03341098,-0.02802436,-0.035893843,0.052073993,-0.058588... | [{"ner":"Мамаша","lemma":"мамаша","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":6},{"ner":"18","lemma":"18","label":"NUM","start_pos":21,"end_pos":23},{"ner":"5","lemma":"5","label":"NUM","start_pos":363,"end_pos":364}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 85 | 0 | 0 | 0.992126 | 0.007874 | 0 | 4 | 14 | 6 | 2 | 28 | 6 | 33 | true |
122 | null | Два состарившихся футболиста договорились: кто первый умрет, сообщить другому, есть ли на небесах футбол. И вот один из них отправился на тот свет. Через три дня вышел на связь с другом.
- Дружище, у меня для тебя две новости: одна хорошая, другая плохая.
- Говори сначала хорошую.
- В футбол здесь играют.
- А какая же ... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1075?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 966 | 0 | 1,708,290,004 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.038805556,0.0011970671,-0.036266528,0.0051835733,0.035689548,0.0011419905,-0.015329141,0.028985983,0.030610424,-0.032145016,0.0015873563,0.04590435,0.017632902,-0.037717365,0.02032738,0.04442138,0.03337452,0.04060847,-0.031369876,0.017043637,-0.05383567,0.023912812,-0.045971308,-0.009227185,-0.0738683,0.030529771,-... | [{"ner":"Бля","lemma":"бля","label":"PER","start_pos":381,"end_pos":384}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 69 | 1 | 3 | 0.98913 | 0.01087 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 5 | 15 | 2 | 20 | true |
122 | null | У одного муужика дома был свой собственный портал в другой мир. Каждый вечер он проходил через заветную дверь, оставляя позади п@здливую жену, надоедливых детей и собаку-засерю. В том мире он был единственным человеком на земле. Никто его не дергал, не ссал в уши, не тянул срать на улицу. Поэтому этот мир был прекрасен... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1076?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 997 | 0 | 1,708,318,802 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.04500827,-0.05068735,0.023078423,-0.06108328,0.032771856,0.02120688,-0.041141387,0.009187485,0.020025898,0.0035644777,-0.03951997,-0.018691566,0.0033591148,-0.06444556,-0.01601654,-0.029857118,0.014412413,-0.017518187,0.0016333463,-0.04654808,-0.052789234,-0.06910898,-0.018972129,0.002080329,-0.06155393,-0.01468976... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 86 | 0 | 2 | 0.990385 | 0.009615 | 0 | 7 | 16 | 6 | 1 | 25 | 3 | 15 | true |
122 | null | Осталось вратаря поменять | https://t.me/dimonster69/221?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/dimonster69 | 20 | 0 | 1,717,577,611 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.011208173,0.028319797,-0.05528065,0.02160236,-0.028801084,-0.0720324,-0.0457959,-0.06316648,0.017691445,-0.018288344,-0.03783621,-0.032459162,-0.045036066,-0.0788798,-0.07453726,0.04028948,0.020344445,-0.018701019,0.00827247,-0.024730062,-0.058121316,-0.033196267,-0.0114155365,0.02116089,-0.01887311,-0.022552904,0.0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | true |
122 | null | Что случилось с диабетиком, когда он съел килограмм сахара?
Склеил жопу и ласты. | https://t.me/dimonster69/223?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/dimonster69 | 22 | 0 | 1,717,706,349 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.02281967,-0.009416154,0.008241357,-0.04387972,-0.029470459,-0.02119172,-0.034739565,-0.048966177,-0.0035698463,0.009857331,-0.046993177,-0.0053064656,-0.02874122,-0.04913941,-0.023665952,0.03649889,0.0069744675,-0.069078535,-0.030997522,-0.000046983347,-0.023418896,0.01890322,0.039536934,-0.0139586665,-0.018932888,... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | true |
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