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i cry as i look up to the sky where our promise shines brightly comforting words are like breezes that dont reach my heart my misgivings grow but i make my own decisions so i will probably be all right on my own even if i stumble even if i get lost theres always tomorrow d you can do what you wanna do d d in living col...
its good to have you all here for our season opener before i get started id like to bring out the rest of my family uh my brother damon my sister kim come on out yeah we uh we just wanted to thank everybody for helping to make this show a success and just to kind of let you know that we havent changed one bit were stil...
you dont have time to be sick with 10 job what kind of a doctor are you im glad you asked im a proctologist a dermatologist a gynecologist a cardiologist a brain surgeon an eye surgeon a nose ear throat man and i also help run the flower shop you cant be serious oh no im very serious where are you going now woman im go...
one job one job and you call that labor get up and help out with other patients up with you up you go fatty pie come on fatty pie step up but shes going to have a baby now listen to your daughterinlaw im going to tell you something girl the day i gave birth to your lazy husband byron my son i was working six jobs now m...
get the corners thats right well well well if it aint my lazy rude boy byron where you been boy ive been parking cars at a restaurant delivering orchids to the hospital dropping off the laundry delivering meat patties giving tours to the stars homes taking my drivers test and i had to pick up this sickly yankee man all...
schwartz not to worry shabatt shalom mazel tov okay byron you go start on the grave hilda you get a measurement for the coffin matilda you go buy embalming fluids and a tombstone and where you going mon well when a man is dead there got to be another job opening somewhere youre gonna get us killed relax ive done this b...
hes detectivejohn sidekick he doesnt break the rules no matter how trivial make that murder one and jaywalking pal hes too straightforward to infiltrate the mob give me a diet soda so who knows anything about that big cocaine shipment coming in here tonight he wouldnt recognize a clue if it dropped in his lap the snows...
then you could take me to the circus and to the zoo and you could come to school with me for parentsnight and when all those kids try to beat me up and stuff i can sayhey you better watch outcause i have a big brother and he really cares about me and not go buy yourself something kid hundreds ofkids and their mothers a...
you know she done cooked some catfish for him the day he died wrote a song about it like to hear it here it go d fat back choked on a catfish d d that stupid girl fed him the bone dd thank you very much all right now you know all his life fat back only loved one woman you know he once said to me that she was the only t...
thank you you know that was the first standing ovation i ever got in my long career you know id like to thank yall for letting me take time to share these few loving memories about my good old buddy fat back you know he was always thinking about his wife and family but he lived just for today thats kind of like what ma...
first up is the boxoffice smash total recall yes this is the movie where musclebound arnold schwarzenegger goes in search of his past just a hint arnold try looking in the closet next we have betsys wedding then theres ghost you know patrick swayze was the real standout in this film you know id breathe life into his sp...
next eddie murphy was back in another 48 hours you know im sorry this movie just got off on the wrong track i feel that they should have spent more time where the real story is mmhmm in the prisons id like to see more about them old sweaty mens all together in them tiny little cells with no one to turn to but each othe...
i think you should go see this again then you tell me whos who yeah well you can go without metoine dont get madtoine okay finally we have die harder what a way to go ninety minutes with mr bruce willis oh yes dont tempt my tummy with the taste of nuts honey you know the only thing i didnt understand was all the violen...
were gonna go out of here a little differently tonight we got a special musical musical guest with us so please lets go home with queen latifah we gonna pump this up for my moms flavorflav and in living color house posse check it out oh yeah i like that come on everybody let me hear you scream scream yo i wanna thank y...
ease up till you get in the house sw1 on the wheels of steel in living color house posse in effect flavorflavor in the house come on go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor how much miss your change if you wish to find the express train try the bm t spare a little chang...
when the taxes are taken you know it will lead to the end look at you hi anton ive never seen you all dressed up like this well do i look the part look at me coffee oh oh im so nervous well youre supposed to be nervous on your wedding day oh right right you really look absolutely gorgeous oh thanks i borrowed the dress...
thats a copy for you brontë ill never forget afrika africa yes where we met oh the coffee shop okay so uh good luck with your life et merci anton and good luck with your composing with what your music oh yes uh right so what happens next thats it you dont even have to see him again you should take a look at that mmhmm ...
whats he doing there hes a composer african music not drums we couldnt have someone who played the drums here oh no he studies their music hes an academic he himself is not african hes french oh oh oh french oh what is thisgreen guerillas not some sort of an army is it its a volunteer garden group mrs bird they do very...
i dont want to get too technical but the moracus syconia needs thinning and the crinums and the zamias are sadly neglected the chamaedoreas root bound and special care must be taken for the poor cyathaceae dicksonia not to mention the cordyline or the heliconia and theres work nurturing the aspidistra begonias the brom...
were officially approved hey lets go all right burger king burger king lets hear it for phil who can use a box of periwinkles here you go all right yea italian would be great but ask brontë and phil yeahcause im starved i am too hey brontë are you hungry wanna get something to eat how about you yeah oh yeah yeah the fo...
a little pasta like maybe we could think of certain plants that we could put in there yeah can we order im not your waiter great so who is our waiter yeah well well leave it up to you hey man are you our waiter no sir georges les cartes do you want an antipasto lets get out of here its awful i dont think well find anyp...
why not pardon me if you dont eat meat we have uh fish no i dont eat fish either im a vegetarian ah do you have a vegetarian special of course all nations vegetables good ill have that but no oil or salt no salt for you uh i think ill take the fish me too two for the fish and uh for mademoiselle or is it madame its uh ...
what secrecy well most girls ive known have tried to crowd me except you mm i could do with a little crowding from you you coming or what okay okay evening mrs fauré hello oscar theres some mail here mostly addressed to miss parrish i guess some folks dont know youre married i still go by the name parrish womens lib hu...
my name is gorsky im with the investigations department of the ins the what immigration my partner and i are down in the lobby we wondered if we might have a word with you uh and uh your husband what is it you want to know i just want to speak with georges fauré he doesnt work here anymore what he was rude to a custome...
mr fauré mr fauré yes oh im sorry im sorry ive never seen you before welcome back how was africa africa yeah you got any bags no no no just me just me you know when i first seen you i thought to myself this guy just stepped out of the jungle and i was right oh its great to see you back i hate to see a young couple like...
the toilet fifteen years im married to the same woman what uh see see my kids there oh yes i call her twice a day i dont go for that womens lib stuff no sir couples living in sin that sort of thing oh no oh thats no good no good at all oh its terrible yeah well come in now these people are due here any minute so um loo...
hows the composing didnt you get the big job in california i dont like them you know i prefer to be a waiter than work for people like that but youre not at the restaurant anymore no i quit they said you were fired i hate that captain you know hes really a snob type these people are due here any minute and you stroll a...
yeah this is mr fauré this is immigration ah okay come on what are you doing better put them in my closet oh god oh we have to talk for gods sake talk about what our story how we met theyre gonna ask us questions no they just want to see us together thats all this happened to a guy at the restaurant they see us they go...
oh isnt this quaint thank you come on up this is mrs sheehan and mr gorsky hi hello hi hi please sit down mr fauré georges please now you entered the country five months ago according to our records yes and already i love it you see yes well land of opportunity such a great country aaalready i feel at home yes ah so lu...
oh so lucky you see uh well um your visa a b2 a tourist visa allowed you only six weeks now that in itself is an offense but more recent events have overtaken that your marriage of course gives you automatic residency status now this is your place of residence of course yes you moved here after the marriage yes mmhmm w...
mm mmhmm and uh where did you live mr fauré before the marriage oh all over the place you see um in the park one night and uh where do you work pardon my husbands a composer hes working on an important composition right now based on his african research a composer we dont uh have a note of that and uh you write what uh...
the white house well you dont want to get the wrong type precisely we understand as a matter of curiosity how did you two meet im sure it was very romantic we you go ahead well uh no you please we just please you we sort of crashed into each other like that goodness yes i was uh carrying a lot of parcels and parcels ye...
yes he also helped pick up the parcels yes but the point is darling is that he introduced us oh thats right he did he did yes and well so and ah it was raining and uh oh yes we got soaked i took one other parcels when i pick up mine oh you had parcels too ah uh everyone had parcels so many parcels so uh iii i picked up...
ill get it we dont want to have a husbandandwife fight in front of our guests youre still upstate arent you no im not glad youre still there do go on mr fauré phil i cant talk right now hmm the parcels you were up to where you had her parcels oh yes oh im excited so i found this extra parcel can i call you back i saywh...
thats it may i use your bathroom hmm the bathroom what for uh well i need to use it uh bathroom oh no please go ahead where is it what uh the lavatory could you show me where it is oh yes please follow me why am i whispering oh thats great just great no that used to be the bathroom before the renovations i keep forgett...
well dont look so shocked frankly young lady i think you have your priorities all wrong you kno you married a man you didnt know in order to get a greenhouse that shocked me all right so im oldfashioned when it comes to marriage i happen to think that falling in love has something to do with it you dont but if marrying...
oh god do i have no alternative sure you can confess everything now hell be deported you could face charges and no more greenhouse its like living in a police state no no its called breaking the law now no matter how trivial it may have seemed to you at the time thats what youve done anyway i think you should uh introd...
come on do you mind not smoking inside whats this its coffee no yes it is its decaf dont you have any real coffee im afraid not ill make you the best coffee you ever had i only drink decaf youll change when you taste this look i dont want anyone to know about this okay so we have to make up a story in case we run into ...
well you come up with a better one then well i dont know something political terrorist maybe no not a terrorist but politicals good a refugee thats it thatll work no we dont say anything just a friend staying for a couple of nights this is new york youre right mmhmm okay you sleep on the couch and we split expenses ill...
sure no okay no you no go ahead no please no no no go ahead choose please come on honey coming oh it is you lauren what are you doing here what am i doing here im like you know buying food well its just not your neighborhood mothers having one of her little musical soirees i told her id pick up a few things for her whe...
youre french right this is so weird everything in my life has been french lately monday i buy a jacket its french wednesday i go see a french movie and then last night tony sayslets eat french its like carl jung what do you call it a coincidence something coincidence uhhuh so nice to meet you brontës french friend uhhu...
oh but the last time was for six months hi mrs not right now oh mr fauré mr fauré kids meet mr fauré hes the one thats been in africa hi my kids maybe you two will be thinking about starting a family soon huh shh oh shh shh georges yes georges yes im coming hold the elevator going up hold it hold it going up wait for m...
its nothing we dont know exactly what they want whats this georges visa a minor problem they said does mr fauré do this and that and about mrs fauré did she go to africa and so on mrs fauré georges mother she died in africa oh im sorry yes oh killed by the elephants i could just sit here and watch you all day georges s...
i cant imagine a political ballet you know its sort ofa georges writes for the ballet hes an old friend hes not gay of course not good he just couldnt find a hotel and hes been in africa look we old friend yeah so i dont fuck her what did you kill somebody for this place you probably cut them up and used them for mulch...
anyway ive told daddy all about the green worms or whatever they are green guerillas yeah well anyway being this great old liberal he says how hed like to give you and your group all the plants no not those beautiful trees the trees the plants everything oh thats fantastic our stocks are so low were desperate for plant...
can i tell you later ive got lots of work i need to do cataloging plants i can take a hint no oh finish your wine oh a little bit more nice to have met you georges nice to meet you lauren eh i see you again hes gorgeous lauren look i i can say this now i did not like phil oh so earnest my god phil and i are still very ...
hes dishy gardeners are so weird bye lauren ciao why did you ask her to stay for lunch this is my apartment this is not gonna work no it wont work if i dont know everything about you that silly story about the parcels your mother the elephants lying to my friends its all so horrible and i know youve got a cigarette so ...
now look what youve done you silly french oaf hello hey its me i just wanted to thank you for lunch and that greenhouse im so jealous oh lauren im so sorry about lying to you lying to me what are you talking about i mean not telling you yyyou know not having you over here before youre my oldest friend oh please forget ...
and look here we have radishes peppers carrots oh no my plants just weeds i pull i pulled them out no this is my research oh im sorry i bought this for you just dont touch anything okay okay okay and dont go in the greenhouse anymore thats all i ask its my special place you like your plants better than people some peop...
we work tonight study just like school i have to go out then ill come too no why ah your boyfriend the vegetarian no hes away so no its laurens parents place snob types youd call them oh i will embarrass you huh no yes too much oaf no the adlers are thinking about giving some trees to a gardening group im in whats that...
it will always be that way better to forget about it forget about it look the trees are very good yes sure sure but you cant eat the trees well nothing changes without hope oh you think the gardens make hope well its something the trees are very good yes but go to the country if you want trees you try telling that to t...
into the garden thank you i woke up maybe six weeks ago and i saidsaul this is it were leaving brontë how exquisite you look thank you for asking me at the last minute no not at all not at all its just so wonderful to see you its been so long and lauren tells us youve got a brilliant new apartment yes is she here yet m...
thatll be lauren as an artist our daughter reserves the right to be late at last hi mother this is georges fauré from paris hi oh come on in georges georges is brontës house guest but she was too shy to bring him you dont mind do you mother but of course not i went to pick up brontë and found him all alone do come in g...
you see the man sitting across from you mmhmm hes very important hes on the board of trustees do you live in paris georges brontë he was all by himself i really think he wanted to come out its okay its okay simon and grace are about to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary aw congratulations how long have you been m...
most men i know are too boring or too vulgar to spend the rest of your life with you should change your brand of men oh really really b youre nice you look for the same thing in the man and you wind up with two nices what an awful word well phils nice isnt he phils different hes a gardener are you any relation any rela...
and now georges fauré oh yeah georges no no no no i dont play well please you know im not writing oh yes please georges well uh one of your earlier pieces perhaps we should be going yes we really must go georges has jet lag oh why not georges just one piece oh do you mind it isnt often we have a fauré in the house yes ...
once i heard the sound of the laughter of childrenand i wept warm salty tears for the lost treeslet the little children come unto the trees and i will give them hope he saidbut there are no trees for the poor lost poor childrendecay is their toy despair is their gamethey have only chaos to climb bravo bravo beautiful i...
oh that no i didnt do it for you i just did it for me oh you were mad when i came with lauren yes i was and if youre mad uh we dont study huh and if we dont study i dont get a green card are you composing something now composing well youre always humming that little tune me hum i dont hum yes you do all the time if it ...
she had these beautiful beautiful rose gardens roses actually it was mymy grandfather who started the rose garden behind her house thats at the beach we always bought these little hats and this is kindergarten mm oh and uh these are my brothers and sisters oh my dads a writer they live in connecticut he named us all af...
in fact you and my father you couldnt get two people more different yeah youd hate each other why well youre so rightwing about everything im not wing you are the one with the wing all your ideas are from the same place thats not true these are from college different demonstrations what for oh everything everything thi...
he was a mechanic but he always dreamed of the gypsies he would like to be a gypsy traveling this one given to me by the putain you knowputain two girls in our town liane and michelle michelle had lovely red hair long red hair and this is how the heart is love and hate if some people say they love everything its not tr...
my menstruation beginning of the month or the end of the month oh huh its at the its the beginning of the month i didnt really believe that you were a composer i mean we told so many lies its hard to know what the truth is you just have to trust your instinct this was my uh first boyfriend from college hmm he was a mus...
and very greenthe elephants have been restless againi think it must be the drumsit makes them crazyi miss you every day and i ask the same question when are you coming chériedear georgesthe apartment is looking beautifuli only have to look in the fish pond to think of you hurry homeyou are never far from my thoughts mu...
im very good on slalom will you remember hmm okay i need some blue sky were loadingup our woody with our boards inside and headingout singin our song okay thats good come on baby wait and see okay thats it thatthatthats great yes im gonna take you surfin with me come along baby surfing safari okay thats good yeah im go...
you make the victory okay victory victory victory okay okay one more oh the green yes put the plant behind you uh faites attention putputput the green plant of course the green plant thatsthats good we feel the elephants i feel them but oh maybe with the knife like you could ah uh th uh yes this is so silly no no no no...
one more okay okay one more what now handyman handyman yes the good husband always does handyman things oh okay okay yes howbout these oh great okay do some handyman things yeah stay here hello surprise its us darling were in your lobby why didnt you call can we come up of course look um
youre sure its all right of course come on up georges its my parents this is the worst youve gotta go theyll kill me okay ill change no no theres no time okay no time take uh the skis put them back in the closet the skis yes the skis open this please thank you open oh im sorry im sorry its okay come on
just go ill make something up could i have a chat with you and your husband mrs fauré he was just leaving mrs bird yes but i want to know about these government people and last night i heard drums jungle drums no no no no no no not now mrs bird they keep asking all sorts of questions about you and your husband hes not ...
your father had to see someone hokey sort of entrance oh its lovely this is georges hello a handyman oh ah if you could just finish up the work georges yeah i just finish my work oh darling its beautiful i know now why you were so excited its awfully small did they sign the big contracts dad no were not gonna talk abou...
oh yes oh it is too beautiful to imagine do you want a hand there georges oh no thanks im justjust measuring shes had the baby already oh whatd they name her now they have a tiffany and a tarquin thank you pretentious dear well hes a pretentious writer too hoho well he is well dont you think so you are in a bad mood i ...
he seems a bit lost oh you have to taste this never mind your principles taste this lets get those orchids mom im sure you want to be on your way oh no dear were not in a hurry not at all youre not really a handyman are you georges no im a composer oh i used to be a cleaner when i first started writing long long time a...
brontë come here a minute what is this thank you it was right in the middle of a lifeboat drill we suddenly found ourselves in the same boat shouldnt you be going georges now you go on outside with your mother but georges and i have everything under control go on out you go weve been talking about music and love and sk...
yeah brown brown yeah small scar on your ankle how did you know height nose big oh no yes sure it is height uh five eleven yeah um weight you worry too much about weight um at 17 you met helene yeah she was at the university of paris she taught you to read and write music and you lived together for seven years until sh...
and said that he would help you start over in america and i wake up in america beautiful country land of opportunity uhhuh ha ha ha okay back to work um you live with two men first peter then stephen both nice guy nice yes thats what you said and stephen wanted tomarriage you but uh you think that marriage is boring ah...
i just cant think it cant be that hard to think of a reason uh let me see there must be a reason oh yes because i begin to hear music again its like when i was a little girl yeah the same thing the pot sure no i gave you a five right yeah okay what is it nothing what dont wait up for me phil heyhey oh ho you look beaut...
oh god im hungry lets go no no no no no lets go this way no no its all arranged come on i made a reservation come here lets go have dinner around just around the corner here no no no no no i have it all planned lets go this way come on no no no oh come on so tell me everything you did while i was away not much not much...
you sure you missed me of course you sure yes you dont look like you did looks to me like i missed you more than you missed me thats not true you should have been there it was beautiful three tofus and a brown rice i saw us there out in the middle of nowhere grow our own food one night there was this incredible moon yo...
look well get together tomorrow okay just to the door brontë there might be some intruder lurking about hey this is nice okay youve seen me to the door now go no i cant go until ive seen the greenhouse oh phil youve had too much to drink come here mmm oh you feel so good oh phil no mmm oh oh brontë oh oh phil mmm mmm o...
whos this go or ill throw you out georges how dare you brontë talk to me who is this get out vegetarian who the hell do you think you are georges no im the husband thats who whatd you say thats my wife youve been grabbing now get out is this true yes but its not the way you think oh god what oh god out now wait a minut...
now you go the interview were going tomorrow out are you upset upset out out no no but the interview i dont care i dont care what happens brontë please now go or ill call the police ill call immigration jail would be better than this at least id have a cell to myself come on ddont be childish brontë ohh open brontë get...
back to the subway its you uh good morning mrs bird ever since you people moved in theres been nothing but trouble i didnt want to wake you chérie you forgot your key again yes alalways forgetting the key you should have gone to a hotel dear but the board wouldnt approve of such a thing sleeping in the hallways excuse ...
you dont have feelings at all you snore and your manners are atrocious ah if you think thats important youre a snob well youre a slob youre overweight youre disgusting you say you are a rebel but you are afraid of your father my fathers made something of his life but you live your life like you got it from a book well ...
oh oh do you have do you have a ill do it ill do it ill do it move it you stupid moron im stuck im stuck come on well take the subway well you can take the subway lady but you aint goin nowhere the subway the water main broke the park the park come on the whole citys falling apart come on well get a cab on the other si...
youre sure youre sure huh yes because we cant get lost im sure of course im sure to the right where come on come on run for it take care were nearly there this way were not far come on children taxi taxi taxi number 75 were the next father sydney face cream monticello your fathers name was it bertrand or bernard
rene oh you wait in here mr fauré and mrs fauré if youll follow me mr fauré as you know we have doubts that your marriage is bona fide i have here a number of detailed questions your answers will help us make a determination i want you to be brief and to the point i ask you to raise your right hand do you hereby swear ...
yes muesli and decaf horrible coffee he hums all the time hums hes composing he hasnt written in a long time he says hes not sensitive but thats not true hes a very sensitive man he makes me laugh shes very kind to people me i dont think that way i dont trust people hes had a hard life in a way he hasnt learned to give...
she sleeps on the right side of the bed hes on the left her toothbrush mines green her face cream monte carlo thats the only answer i keep forgetting you remember all the other answers is not her fault so please dont touch her i was good i think me too i think youre gonna get what you want your green card oh yes ill se...
i hope you get your big trees huh goodbye georges goodbye brontë the ring no thank you i good morning mrs fauré mr fauré just stopped by he said to give you this ii guess hishis flight was delayed well thank you oscarafrica tuesdaythe elephants have been restless againso restless i just cant sleepi would love to say a ...
no no i write lets go i write every day now mr fauré and the letters will always say the same thingwhen are you coming chérie last night i had a dream ooh about a home no no that was so bright i dont know why it has to be a dream oh chérie why cant i when will i lord help me do you still have them oh oh yeah help me fi...
dont be dismayed i do deep in your heart you must believe everything is gonna be all right so do i everything is gonna be all right everything is gonna be all right sometimes hot and sometimes cold sometimes im in sometimes im out no i havent had much to eat lord knows i havent had much sleep you know keep your eyes on...
i need some lunch watch where youre going there man anybody corrupt society i know the time will be here again when the taxes are taken you know it will lead to the end look at you hi anton ive never seen you all dressed up like this well do i look the part look at me coffee oh oh im so nervous well youre supposed to b...
you too you were very good so were you oh heres anton thats a copy for you bronté ill never forget afrika africa yes where we met oh the coffee shop okay so uh good luck with your life et merci anton and good luck with your composing with what your music oh yes uh right so what happens next thats it you dont even have ...
hed love the apartment though he travels a great deal but hes the quiet type we both are really whats he doing there hes a composer african music not drums we c0uldnt have someone who played the drums here oh no he studies their music hes an academic he himself is not african hes french oh oh oh french oh what is thisg...
not the one with the dog look im very aware of the situation its just that well i could bring the garden back to the way the late professor had it i dont want to get too technical but the moracus syconia needs thinning and the crinums and the zamias are sadly neglected the chamaedoreas root bound and special care must ...
uhhuh hey harry how you doin man look at this were officially approved hey lets g0 all right burger king burger king lets hear it for phil who can use a box of periwinkles here you go all right yea italian would be great but ask bronté and phil yeahcause im starved i am too hey bronte are you hungry wanna get something...
yeah hey mmm a little pasta like maybe we could think of certain plants that we could put in there yeah can we order im not your waiter great so who is our waiter yeah well well leave it up to you hey man are you our waiter no sir georges les caries do you want an antipasto lets get out of here its awful i dont think w...
uh from switzerland we have um calves liver with our special sauce and uh from old england we have roast beef i dont eat meat why not pardon me if you dont eat meat we have uh fish no i dont eat fish either im a vegetarian ah do you have a vegetarian special of course all nations vegetables good ill have that but no oi...
ive never even seen your apartment whats with all the secrecy what secrecy well most girls ive known have tried to crowd me except you mm i could do with a little crowding from you you coming or what okay okay evening mrs fauré hello oscar theres some mail here mostly addressed to miss parrish i guess some folks dont ...
yes my name is gorsy im with the investigations department of the ins the what immigration my partner and i are down in the lobby we wondered if we might have a word with you uh and uh your husband what is it you want to know i just want to speak with georges fauré he doesnt work here any more what he was rude to a cus...
and who are you mr fauré mr fauré oh im sorry im sorry ive never seen you before welcome back how was africa africa yeah you got any bags no no nojust me just me you know when i first seen you i thought to myselfthis guy just stepped out of the jungle and i was right oh its great to see you back i hate to see a young c...
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